"Aw, you guys brought your toys with you"
"Yeah, we're on the road, tell us when"
"They brought their fuggin toys with them"
"Rather have them playin with their toys than playing with themselves"
"They're too dumb to play with themselves"
"That reminds me, I was coaching up in Omaha and Eddie Shore sends me this guy, terrible masterbater, you know couldn't contain himself"
"He would get deliberate penalties, and damn if he wouldn't..ummummmummumm, what was his name again"