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"Get off my lawn!"

So what if it was? I didn't say I invented the joke. It was still funny as hell and she fell for it.

I told my wife last year that a guy named Mr. Lyons had called with an urgent message about her bank account. Then I gave her the number to the Buffalo zoo.

Good luck!

I just looked at my phone and I was called right at 11:00 PM, and my friend who called me said he had heard it minutes earlier via text message. I wonder if it had anything to do with him visiting the hospital earlier in the day?

I was freaking out. My buddy called me right after the Sabres game last night and told me about the rumor. I called my wife, had her check this very site, and while she was doing that I called WGR, and they quickly dispelled it as nothing more than a vulgar rumor. Certainly made me think.

I'm already planning on starting the day with a celebratory brunch at BW's. Then, I'm going to tailgate, followed by a party at the Ralph. I'm so pathetic...

+1 For Caps and Punctuation. Usually these posts are hard to look at - this one is just hard to believe.

I was pissed when I read the transcript, but after watching the video, I'm a little less outraged by the whole thing. While I understand Moats was under some stress, he was clearly being a prick to the cop as much as the cop was being a prick to him. Edit: That being said the cop went way overboard and continued to be a c*$% sucker once he had established WTF was going on.

I was saying the same thing this morning to a friend at work!

Exactly: We need to encourage lawsuits, because it seems to be the only thing that school administrators understand.

Actually it's a pretty stupid point if you think about it for more than 30 seconds. Would an adult have to submit to a strip search by someone not in law enforcement?

Lucky dog...

If you like seafood Try the Fisherman's Wharf of San Francisco. (It's in TO.. )

Why shouldn't she have that much? You bunch of commie pinko socialists!!!

It's possible the family was supportive because they knew that it could have been either one driving, as I've seen that before. Imagine 2 knucklehead kids going out and drinking and driving all the time despite the protests from loved ones. I've actually seen that happen where the family of the deceased realized it was just a matter of time before their lucks runs out, and who was actually behind the wheel seemed irrelevant (to the family - not the state).

This is good news. Since the Buffalo News is reporting they are that far apart, the reality is there is probably a signed contract already. See: "Tim Connolly to be Traded Today!", and "Marshawn Lynch buys Jim Kelly's House".

I loved Empire. Had a friend who worked there, and even my wife worked there as a temp for a little while. That station was the best. My Brinson impression used to be so good...

Just to pick on his town a little, I suggest everyone mistype his name as "Bruthe".

Thanks guys!

Yeah give us the scoop, please!

I think it should be a division game or at least an AFC opponent who has been here recently.

Ah yes, the old "There are no hot chicks in Buffalo" argument. Yes, we are genetically inferior to the rest of the country. Makes perfect sense to me...

Me too - 2nd to last row!!! Renewed today (even though dealine was yesterday...)