Dan Gross

Where'd you hear that from, his Mom? Everything I read had Losman strongest in the morning, and kinda splitting Losman(7-7)/Holcomb(11-11) in the afternoon.

...and his wife took it, and he's sticking with Fletcher on the uniform for name recognition...

The caption reads Tylenol, but the look on his face says otherwise....

Yes, you are a remarkable person Dean, though the remarks I hear about you are generally the kind that get filtered here...

Owen Wilson has responded. [hot pocket] In a statement released by his spokeswoman, Ina Treciokas, Wilson said: "I have never heard the song 'Cousin Dupree' and I don't even know who this gentleman, Mr. Steely Dan, is. I hope this helps to clear things up and I can get back to concentrating on my new movie, 'HEY 19.' " [/hot pocket]

Oh, sure, spoil my fun...

Johnny was a pretty good magician, and knew the tricks. He had well-known skeptic and friend James Randi help him set up the "ambush," as it were.

Spikes was not going to participate in team drills in the wet grass. He may not have participated in team drills even if the field was dry. He did individual drills only. They're easing him in folks...

A 2-tabler today, with: Jay Rosen-Rubeo Jack in Syracuse and wife, Bill from Livonia and his wife, Cindy (#89 to the newbies ), Promo The Robot, On the Rocks, Guffalo (and Tyler, who stayed locked in the truck the whole time), Pinto Kenny (in a surprise visit), Rockpile, and your truly. I hope I got everyone...if I forgot someone, sorry Good plates, good folks.

I don't like the McCargo deal. Only five years. I'd hate to see the Bills trade up to use a first-round pick on a DL, have said DL make a name for himself here, only to move to greener pastures after just a few years. Not that this has ever happened before.

Sorry, I believe he has been Waxed.

Did you ask him how he pronounces his last name?

That NG sure knows how to draw a crowd!

According to the Great Gazoo (sorry, had to use Google cache since ESPN moved it behind the "Insider Wall), picks 1-16 in the draft can have a max of 6 years, picks 17-32 a maximum of 5, and anyone round 2 or later has a maximum of 4 years. But I'm guessing you know a way to cheat on that. You know everything else. I wonder if it's the length of the contract holding up the Whitner deal...

Did Ralphie boy buy the Sabres? "We called this important press conference about the new uniforms to show off the old sweater that we will use, even though it won't match the new uniform bottoms. Also, we'll announce the new uniforms later...because we don't have any, despite the fact that they've been done since April." If they hold a press conference tomorrow to say that "Lindy Ruff is still the coach," then I'll get mighty suspicious....

Who's in? 1. JÂy RÛßeÒ 2. Guff and Tyler 3. Rockpile 4. BRH 5. PromoTheRobot 6. Mr. & Mrs. Jack In Syracuse 7. Dan "It Is Decidedly So" Gross 8. 9. MMMMMmmmmmmmm plates!

For some reason I've got that "monorail" song from the Simpsons stuck in my head...

Maybe a "no banana slug" clause in Lydman's contract?

Yeah, that's right, I've changed my mind. If it is the banana slug, then keep predicting unveiling dates, PTS....

Oh, yeah, that's yet another event here as well....but "Cow Chip Bingo" related more closely to K-Dog's event...

...sometime during the week of September 24th... To mix the sports metaphors: STeeeeerike Two!

Out in the sticks they do the same thing with cows, except there was no "tossing of the cow..."

So that leaves 5 arbitration hearings...Max, Connoly, Dumont, Gaustad, Mair...

Maybe they were just waiting until they had enough players signed to model them all...

Well, they are going to say something about the new uniforms at 4:00...