Dan Gross

As long as Ko Simpson doesn't change his, my jersey's safe...

SNL News | Franco is still dead Mon, 4 Sep 2006 11:24:40 -0700 Chevy Chase, of Weekend Update, reports that Generalísimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

I get something similar. Does it need to be "reset" now that the pre-season's over or something?

Not only that but you can bounce between broadband providers and keep your prices low....I know we get both Earthlink and TW here, and usually about the time that our promotional price on one finishes, the other is offering us a promotional price to sign up. As long as you get your e-mail elsewhere, it's seamless...just a different name on the broadband bill...

How can you have a completion rate of 50+% if every other ball bounces off the ground at the receivers' feet? Hey, VaBills, do you agree with JP's self-assessment? Losman said. "I'm not hopping and bouncing. Last year I got back too fast and things weren't open yet. So then I'm hitching and hitching kind of fast, and it throws you off a little. Then I'd try to gun it in at the last second. So obviously you'll have inaccurate passes."

Bah, this is all a corporate publicity stunt just trying to draw you to their site. If you vote in one of these corporate-sponsored polls, the terrorists win...

Wasn't Coy with him? DJ: That's a mighty fine swing, son. You should think about the pro golf tour. CW: Well gee, coach, I can't golf and play football at the same time... DJ: Let me take care of that hurdle for you, son.

Yeah, you're right. When you remove Holcomb's longest pass (32 yards), his remaining 8 completions average 6.8 yards....

Give him a gift certificate to Starbucks instead... You talk like you're afraid he's going to be right...

Hey, Mock! Can we get an exclusion for Mr. King here and enter him in the Dinner's On Me Smart-Ass Contest ? And, the way I read it, the +/- 1 games could go either way. Doesn't that mean the "max" the Bills could do is 12 wins? Funny how they have less of a chance to beat the Dolphins, at home, in Winter, during "Dolphin December Slide" season, then in Miami at the beginning of the season in the heat before the Bills have had a chance to gel...

Always interesting when a company that sells security products for cell phones "does a study to unveil" security issues on cell phones....You don't suppose that they have a product for sale that completely erases and/or secures said data... Not to say it isn't true, but...

But he forgot to mention the rest of the story, where said prominent player was traded to Houston...

Actually, the "idiots" are folks who work at the extreme on either side. The "we're going to the Superbowl every year" folks get shouted down as bad as the "Doooooomed, 0-16" folks. Otherwise, RJOSEPH would be king of posters here...

Then why aren't all your posts done in rhyming couplets?

What do you mean? We got a 2nd rounder for the 4th rounder.

Euhus signed with Pittsburgh.

Yeah, that person didn't get the particulars exactly right. NFL Network is NOT part of basic cable, but it is also NOT part of a dedicated "Sports Tier" on any of those cable networks. That is where the battle lies....

But...but...but....Willis went with Holcomb to his interview with Kirwan, not Losman...

Okay that would make more sense. Was trying to figure out how he was posting here before he was even conceived. Of course I could have easily used VABills math... Still, he was an early typer. I was proud of my daughters' "mousing" skills at 2 years old...

Actually worse than that. Isn't it Levy that used to say that there are 3 possible outcomes to every throw, two of which are bad?

...allergies?

His first pass attempt.

I was waiting for them to say "...as a QB coach" at the end of the statement, but it never came. (Of course then I would wonder why the hiring of a positional coach was news...).

I guess Jim Plunkett didn't answer when Crazy Al called...surprising to that they didn't give Billy Jo Hobert the chance to retire as a Raider...