ExiledInIllinois

No Alejandro yet? Alejandro

Rapid Roy (That Stock Car Boy)

Repeat. 😉 😜

Verdi Cries [Giuseppe Verdi's Opera "Aida"]

Uh, how about a clothespin.

The Ballad of Jed Clampett

Prod the bear darling! 😉 As this is playing: Lido Shuffle He can't get us all!😃

They do have Dumbo, an elephant 🐘 as their logo, mascot.

It doesn't. But my 87 year old mother inlaw was already reading the paper a day late her whole life, I don't think she'll notice. That's their primary customers of the physical printed paper, right? The elderly.

Buffalo lost it's Braves to San Diego because the Celtics owner wanted to move the Celtics to West Coast. The NBA will not do that... So Buffalo was the patsy. The League brokered a deal for both owners to swap teams. The Braves then moved to San Diego. ***** the NBA. Then the League admits the Dallas Mavericks as an expansion time. Has everything to do with screwing Buffalo at it's most vulnerable time in its history. Left the market open for the Raptors to come in a decade+ later...

If the boss @BringBackFergy gives you shi... Plead: "I was merged against my will." You can take me on retainer. I will do my due diligence to get you off the rap! I know the game. [You have two songs in one post... explicitly against the rules] 😉

Lasers... 😏 Or more stylized: Lazers

***** the LASS Vegas A's! "Show business kids making movies of themselves (Go to Las Wages, Las Wages) You know they don't give a f**k about anybody else (You go to Las Wages) You know you gonna..." Because S.Francisco right across Bay? Why is LA still The Lakers?

Sloop John B

This may be a repeat (but we can do repeats if a song wasn't properly cataloged when posting, right?) Robert De Niro's Waiting

This is getting good! Puff the Magic Dragon I dare you to say that Puff isn't a legit name! https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names/details/puff-1007015 SOURCE: ~SSA

I'd ram this one down Herr Ferguson's gullet in the name thread, but I am not sure "Lumina" could pass for a legitimate name! LoL... I think it could! @muppy

Mary Ann Regrets

Me & Julio Down By the Schoolyard

Yup! AND the person doing it shouldn't quit their day job! +3:25 (3:50...)

Thank you! To the American Bar Association, I rest my case: https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names/details/candy-1025455 I know a guy who's tough but sweet He's so fine, he can't be beat He's got everything that I desire He sets the summer sun on fire I want candy I want candy Hey I go to see him when the sun goes down Ain't no finer boy in town You're my guy, you're what the doctor ordered You're so sweet, you make my mouth water I want candy I want candy Hey Candy on the beach, there's nothing better But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater Some day soon I'll make you mine Then I'll have candy all the time I want candy I want candy I want candy I want candy Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey @BringBackFergy Candy Says, Lou Reed (About a transgender person, circa 1969) Thank you! +5 points from the class-action suit against overzealous thread starters. Candy-O This post was merged against my will.

Nice! This ain't your "first rodeo." 😃 😊 Throw in a few pennies, nickels and quarters too! 😉

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Canary "David Hoyt Canary (August 25, 1938 – November 16, 2015) was an American actor. Canary is best known for his role as ranch foreman Candy Canaday in the NBC Western drama Bonanza, and as Adam Chandler in the television soap opera All My Children, for which he received 16 Daytime Emmy Award nominations and won five times." "Candy Canaday" ~Bonanza So please give me the 5 points back and +10 more for your legal malpractice.