ExiledInIllinois

Today's "pun a day"... "I don't know why I got kicked out of mime school, it must have been something I said." "I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd." ~Steven Wright

Do these hacks work for the ordinary citizens or just off duty cops? 😉

Yup. He's mixing up his on-air absurdity hosts. Easy to do. RIP Jerry.

😆 I agree with you! I am in your camp!

Sent this trash talking Bears fans...

They will host it in the FieldHouse. 😉 😆...

The should simply change the name from Athletics to: Aces. Keep everything the same... But ditch jumbo the elephant and replace it with an ace of spades. ♠️ Oakland is pretty rough. When we went to Bills games there. We stay in South Frisco and take The BART. Went and promptly left. Ain't gonna wander around Oakland. Bay Area doesn't need two teams anymore.

Nothing.

Linda Paloma

Sunny Came Home These two artists go together...😏 Ron O'Neal *Special Dispensation for two in one post.

Yeah that's great for trimmers. An electric mower would be dead by the time I am 1/3 done. Highest cost of batteries vs. cheap fuel. I am not sure. Small yard yeah. I have left full tanks in motors for years and they start. Most of the time it's a stretch kill cable to spark plug. They got that stuff buried now, can't see if it's grounding out. But fuel... Totally full. Leave no air space for condensation to form... https://www.goldeagle.com/tips-tools/lawn-mower-storage-why-draining-fuel-tank-mistake/

Adia

@muppy... If they ever get one of these in SoCal... Highly recommend. Right now, just in Chicago/St.Louis areas. https://www.seoultaco.com https://www.seoultaco.com/locations

WingStop has a Korean BBQ flavor. Not bad...

Other good code words:

Suite: Judy Blue Eyes

Personal Jesus

...It's a movement. 😏

Mister Charlie Lindbergh The more times change, the more they stay the same! 😏

I didn't really report you to Fergy. I purposely messed up the @ tag. 😉 Bills beat the Jets in 1981 Wild Card Playoffs. 31-27. @ Shea in NYC. Bill Simpson's late pick of Richard Todd sealed it!

Mick's wearing a Jets uniform and tight pants... I hate to report you... But I am calling @ BringBackFergy! 😉

Was in Milford, CT restaurant a couple weeks back and the host noticed my red standing bison/black on black camo hat. Gave me a direct look trying to figure it out. As we turned, he seen NFL Bills (small print) on back. Much relieved, he said: "I knew, just couldn't place it!" Turned out he was from NYC and went to UB. He comped us dessert! 😊