ExiledInIllinois

+1 'Til we outnumber em! We got lots more! Pretty Boy Floyd (Wood Guthrie) ~Dave Pirner "Well, you say that I'm an outlaw You say that I'm a thief Here's a Christmas dinner For the families on relief" Yes, as through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men Some will rob you with a six-gun And some with a fountain pen And as through your life you travel Yes, as through your life you roam You won't never see an outlaw Drive a family from their home

Is this thread waning? Hogwash! The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

It's perfectly healthy! It's the Universe adjusting itself! "Schadenfreude has been detected in children as young as 24 months and may be an important social emotion establishing "inequity aversion"."

Bruins bandwagon lies in ruins! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

This thread should NOT be irrelevant! I think this kid has a real chance!

Jump in the Line (Shake, Señora)

What about Mike Ditka, 1961: 1961 56Catches 1076yards 19.2Avg. 12Td 76long Pretty impressive!

Hi Mike! 👋 Oscar Wilde wrote in his essay The Decay of Lying (1889), "Life imitates art far more than art imitates life," adding further, "the self-conscious aim of life is to find expression, and art offers it certain beautiful forms through which it may release that energy." He is! 😉 😜

That's a lot of gold man!

DK²

"...Got nothing against the big town Still hayseed enough to say, "Look who's in the big town" But my bed is in a small town Oh, and that's good enough for me..."

Sure you don't... Because you're not an egalitarian. The upper classes are just as brutal. One of the best comments in a YouTube video: "America is one big Jerry Springer show!" "I thought this show was staged until my life turned into an episode." 😆...

They make hard boiled egg peelers like that. Just add a few drops water with the egg. Works well:

Today's "pun a day"... "I don't know why I got kicked out of mime school, it must have been something I said." "I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd." ~Steven Wright

Do these hacks work for the ordinary citizens or just off duty cops? 😉

Yup. He's mixing up his on-air absurdity hosts. Easy to do. RIP Jerry.

😆 I agree with you! I am in your camp!

Sent this trash talking Bears fans...

They will host it in the FieldHouse. 😉 😆...

The should simply change the name from Athletics to: Aces. Keep everything the same... But ditch jumbo the elephant and replace it with an ace of spades. ♠️ Oakland is pretty rough. When we went to Bills games there. We stay in South Frisco and take The BART. Went and promptly left. Ain't gonna wander around Oakland. Bay Area doesn't need two teams anymore.

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