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ExiledInIllinois

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  1. An easy one: The water level in a reservoir is low but doubles every day. It takes 60 days to fill the reservoir. How long does it take for the reservoir to become half full?
  2. Sorta... How many e's appear in back passage? @BringBackFergy Like @Simon said... Walk around corner (turn back around) and stay at the oasis if you're in the desert... lol
  3. Yup! Now solve the desert test above. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ
  4. I thought of that! πŸ˜†... I smell what you're grillin'!! πŸ˜‰ Incandescent.😏 @BringBackFergy Winner! πŸ†
  5. My father smoked Camel regular cigarettes for years... He always asked... You're lost in this desert with the camel... What do you do to survive?
  6. From one of the songs comments: "Every cell you shake Every bail you stake Every claim you make Every plea you fake They’ll be denyin' you..."
  7. You are in a room that has three switches and a closed door: You are in a room that has three switches and a closed door. The switches control three light bulbs on the other side of the door. Once you open the door, you may never touch the switches again. How can you definitively tell which switch is connected to each of the light bulbs?
  8. What if it was a futures trade and never took delivery?😏 Why do they put fences around cemeteries?
  9. I have never had any social presence except this place... Never registered Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc... Gotta find me here, it's like radio vs. TV and even that's NOT even half the story. Why people fall for the illusions is beyond me, even when the camera was invented, the propagandists figured out how to take snippets of time. Wasn't FB invented for "front porch gossip" anyway... In order to keep track of people.
  10. Probably not. There's an whole underground/field growing system. I think it's in videos somewhere?
  11. OR NO second set of tire tracks over the skunk. 😏
  12. The Tennessee shooting doesn't give specifics... Like what year they graduated, etc...
  13. Thanx Mr.Sunshine!πŸ˜†πŸ€£
  14. Actually... I always heard that Rich was designed to be eventually domed, why it was built that way. I guess they duped us again. This time with a taller hole.πŸ˜†πŸ€£ The lady to a carpenter doing a project at her house: "Take your time, do a good job, and treat it as if this were your own house." The carpenter starts packing up his tools and begins to leave... The homeowner asks: "Where are your going?" The carpenter replies to lady: "I will be back in 20 years."🀣 [I will be here all week, try the veal!]
  15. Thanks! Saved me the trouble of finding this! I was just gonna post it... Then for some reason: "HEY! The Mods want me to do a search first so there's no unnecessary posts taking up space on The Board." Strange, these two things collided in my big bean that sits upon my shoulders. Coincidence?🀣
  16. Operating engineer. If you wanna call a wheelbarrow & shovel machines that needs operating.πŸ˜‰ Anyway, the first stadium was brilliant... Except it was dug into Native bones and still missing a roof. Oh, remember the huge crown to the field before they had better drainage solutions?
  17. Peekaboo & Pikachu A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Each side of the roof has a 90 degree angle and windspeed is approxiamately 15 mph blowing in an eastern direction. The egg is layed at the front part of the roof, which has been caved in due to weather. Because of that part of the roof being caved in, it has a slight 45 degree angle to it, which is more than the rest of the roof. So, which side of the roof will the egg roll off of, the one with the eastern exposure, or the one with the western exposure?
  18. Why the other stadium looks so small. Only the upper decks show.
  19. The other stadium is more than half in the ground.
  20. The cleaning lady shut it.😏
  21. πŸ˜” NSFW... Or, ANY airwaves: 7/16/1937 - 7/9/2025
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  22. πŸ˜†... You're hoping those "cougars" migrate a little south through the Finger Lakes & find the mean streets of the HHDs...πŸ˜‰
  23. Easy. Popped right into my head. Waikiki Beach "Y" "Key Key" "Beach" ?? Johnny, tell me what I just won.🀣
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