ExiledInIllinois

Lock your door dumbazzes when you go out shopping and it won't be a "very terrifying situation." Oh, the drama... /smh Maybe the homeowners should be also charged with "evading responsibility." "Obviously this was a very terrifying situation for the homeowners and we are very happy our officers were able to respond, in a prompt manner, and apprehend the suspect without anyone getting hurt," said Lt. Aaron Bahamonde in a statement released on social media."

? Well... I sure the hell hope so!

You may want to think of other options... Like the family plot of burnt and scattered... https://bgr.com/2019/04/11/dead-alligator-sea-floor-isopod-scavengers-video/amp/

YOU nasty, VERY NASTY man!

No Asian carp. But Call of Duty. I guess first person shooter walk throughs very lucrative.

Missing out on some crazy fun! vvv Look @GoBills808 he ain't skeered! vvv LoL...

My 24 year old nephew has over 1.1 million subscribers on YouTube. He makes some nice coin! It's still a full time job keeping it going and been building it for years.

Lucky for them! ?

Maybe. Then why aren't they all in Antarctica. ?

Pontius. And he definitely needs to wash his hands after this one!!!

Come on! Not #2? Not into cop taunters? I wonder what she did. They didn't say... Besides tee off the LEO establishment. I guess we can judge when we find out. We're all red blooded Americans, born rebels... ***** authority! Put a flag over her and ***** her for Old Glory! It's your patriotic duty! ?

Dude looks like Jesus Christ Superstar. I hope they know what they are doing in Florida arresting a modern day, bare hand spaghetti eating savior. Was it all part of his father's, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, plan? Will they be throwing palms @ his feet when he comes through Naples on Sunday?

You gotta go, you gotta go. Did you drop a duece in Hammer's Lot? Or did he give you a key to the executive washroom?

Is this what TheSwamp® looks like in everyday life?

You son of bi... I am gonna have nightmares of this tonight! ?

Wow... What's worse than a rosy azz Federal worker? An even rosier azzed Federal contractor. /smh LoL... I went to a meeting one time @ HQ and the arsenal office workers were all bringing pillows to sit on. I was like: "What did I do? Miss the memo?" Must be that damn GSA toilet paper roughing up their bums... I just thought they were soft-azzed pencil pushers.

WTF? "Everyday Expressions"

It's a damn fish... Who the eff cares. Oh... I am on my game. This is just a stupid thread, stupid story. A story PETA freaks would rally around. Nobody cares about fish. If your goal was to get me to chime in, well I guess it worked. LoL...

Maybe he will get married in prison and name his kid (conceived after conjugal visits): Glock https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/parkland-school-shooter-nikolas-cruz-wrote-of-naming-any-kids-he-has-after-guns/

Yep!

All the time. Cuts down on the TP bill. If you are ever travelling I-94 through the heart of the South Side of Chicago, I could add a stop to your list... Best kept super secret rest stop, with ultra clean washrooms. An oasis in the middle of a wasteland. Even picnic tables for all your wayside needs!

Exactly! No shi... Sherlock. Stop being so PC and butt hurt. Much... Put me on ignore Snowflake.

Yes. I fixed it.

Wow! That was nuts. That poor, poor lady! /smh