ExiledInIllinois

It's been nice knowing you. You are such an honorable and brave man. Can I donate the whole Bee Gees discography to you so you can cope being 3 octaves higher!? You Sir are an internet champion! PLAY GLORIA!!!!! Did you see @Gugny 's internet research?

Wow! He outed them! LMAO...

I gotcha ya!

Well... Actually BFLo does. St.Louis in last 20 years has a championship with all 3 of their pro teams.

The St.Louis to Boston curse is lifted. Boston teams will now suck!!!! All of them!!! Every time a Boston team broke out of a championship drought they beat a St.Louis team: NBA: Celtics beat Hawks NHL: Bruins beat Blues NFL: Cheaters cheated against Rams MLB: BoSux beat Cardinals Now... It's been reversed...One can hope!

Even sweeter they get pasted in Boston.

Bye bye Mass Holes!

https://nypost.com/2019/06/11/florida-woman-squeezed-boyfriends-genitals-until-they-bled-cops/ How many of you sick bastages would take the chance? Yeah or Nay?

When we visited Toronto three summers ago... We were shocked that Toronto was so dirty. Much worse than Chicago. Lots of garbage blowing around. Maybe we just picked a bad day. Did touristy things like CN Tower, etc... It did smell like poo too. Again, we were shocked. Maybe it's the ravines. Toronto is geographically San Francisco turned inside out. Maybe that's the collecting points, the ravines.

+1. You need to organize @Gugny 's office staff! No more Friday Firings of poor single mothers! But... I am still rooting for the Blues!

Who's the one loser? I think @The Jokeman needs to be publicly shamed, then publicly flogged*... ? *...By Gloria!? Then by @Gugny ?

https://beta.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/06/05/cat-paws-may-soon-be-safe-new-york-state-is-poised-become-first-ban-declawing/?outputType=amp

Grow up! (?Sorry, I had too!) LoL... Look at it this way, you never had any dignity anyway. ? There, feel better?

70s... Like pre-1940s....

Basketball is a classless game. Why do you think they call basketball players: "Cagers" It's part of the game, not an indictment of a city. It ain't golf. Sheesh...

Spoiled: "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." (And, no, it wasn't Mark Twain... Not sure who's quote that was) 71° here... Haven't had the AC on in 10 months. Doesn't look like that trend will break anytime soon...

Hockey players are the best for this. Ty Domi:

Does any one know where the love of God goes When the waves turn the minutes to hours? The searches all say they'd have made whitefish bay If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her They might have split up or they might have capsized They may have broke deep and took water And all that remains is the faces and the names Of the wives and the sons and the daughters Lake Huron rolls, superior sings In the rooms of her ice-water mansion Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams The islands and bays are for sportsmen And farther below lake Ontario Takes in what lake Erie can send her The iron boats go as the mariners all know With the gales of November remembered

Kishka anyone???? EDIT: That's not kishka, mostly kielbasa. /smh...

Sometimes... Cars need to use all lanes available and "zipper it up." One time in Iowa City... It was freakinng insane, everyone being "too nice" and getting in line early... Thinking they were being "courteous." Exact opposite. Causing one big line and then that queue getting stuck between two lights. Construction zone gridlock. Vehicles should have doubled up and used the merge lane. Then alternate, zipper it. It's not being "rude" to use that lane... Can't have one line 5 miles long and vehicles getting caught between lights at light cycles, then like "slack" on a train.

When I started with The Corps (the First Corps, 6/16/1775 one... NOT that one with a birthday in November of same year... ?)... Presque Beach erosion project I was on. Built the stone mounds. Did the hydrographic survey work and soundings for the walls. That project one Engineering awards, one of the first to employ those self-nourishing (beach) methods. The beaches nourish w/sand so well that you can walk out onto some of them!

I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest in a big field of tall grass I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face And I fell asleep and dreamed I dreamed, I was in a Hollywood movie And that I was the star of the movie This really blew my mind, the fact that me An overfed, long haired leaping gnome Should be the star of a Hollywood movie There I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings...

As long as you arrive smelling nice! ?

Are those crabs! ?

Even worse... Smoke detectors since approx. 2010... Have a 10 year life. Once you fire up with first battery the clock is ticking. Can't reset even with fresh battery.