ExiledInIllinois

That's close... I lean Workingman's Dead.

The drone commits "suicide", but you knew that. Right?

Hollywood sux nutz... Hairy Harvey Weinstein nutz... https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4fd6eee8-ac0f-4f52-84b5-fd21381a1bbd

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3836, work. Here... My PM is 96% full. I keep it at 96%... And just drop off something from years ago. But, not the juicy stuff. LoL... Gee... You're just like Hillary. You taught her well. ?

The font is not Comic Sans. I have the font set to My phone in Android (Nougat) set to: "Cool Jazz." Take a close look.. It is not Comic Sans. It's stable across the height of the font. It's global across my phone... Galaxy S6.

You nasty man... Very nasty man!

It will be an "Emoji-Apocalypse." Oh... The tight isobars are here. Sunny and blowing like a MoFo!

I am sorry... This is just a Bills board. You should seek professional help. You win! Stumped me.

My neighbor's dog is a pit mix. I got his key. When he's not home, I go over and feed her. I got great neighbor's. Both sides of me. We have each other's keys to keep an eye on things when we aren't home. They watch our cats when we travel. It's the derelict owners that are a problem.

LoL... It was the game weekends when Plenz was in town... I could have easily "screwed up" and brought it to tailgate. LoL... That nice little bag. I could have put empty bottle back, cinched it and got the hell on the highway back to Illinois before my Bro ever noticed! Make up for the time he trapped me in a stinky bathroom when I was 10... And I couldn't reach the window! (really high casement windows in that house /smh). Let's just say Mom wasn't pleased with the antics of My Brother tormenting his 4 year his junior brother (Me). 41 years later... Could have finally got even! Investment. My Bro... I don't think he was going to drink it. At under $2k, if it goes up, sell the Muthaph.... er! Heck, I'd take $500 profit! /smh

No. But, don't take my word for it. Now... I have an apple tree already busted. I hope it doesn't fall on neighbor's fence. I was planning on clearing when weather breaks for spring.

This past Fall when I came into town, my Brother said he happened to see a bottle in the liquor store. He snapped it up for a just under 2 Grand. When he went to Portugal for the week, I was watching my Father. My Bro said: "You can drink any bottle here, but don't open The Pappy." LoL... Boy that would be a bad mistake.

Here too:

Because it was -20 below. That sh... Kinda stuns a person, especially when they are trying to pull off a hoax. What drama queens. Yeah, and straight people are so uneventful. That ain't a dig on being gay, but more so a slam on the over-the-top lifestyle. Show your phone Dude. Or was Grindr stuck on Autopilot on a cold winter night. People are so effing weird and the media eats it up.

We were @ the mall yesterday (really? Do people actually go to the mall anymore? Apparently so!) and saw this... I flashed to my Good Pal Teddy! Such FakeNews©! Pure propaganda... More like "steal your throats after your crackhead neighbor didn't repair the fence"... ...J/K... Enjoy. LoL...

I am so sorry for your pain. Now if you take that question to the "Stump EiL" Thread... I will take my best swing at answering it. This is not the time and place. Again, so sorry... All the hugs and prayers!

YES! But sometimes it's the magic in it:

Under/=$20. That has been the acceptable Federally ethically amount for years. But that's change... Since 2016. There is a new sheriff in town with the Executive Branch. Honestly... The "New Swamp" threw those ethics out the window. I think it's much more than $20 bucks now gift and or cash... I want to say it's in the $100s? We used to take DoD "ethics training" every year. Come to think of it... Last time was around 2016. Strange. Farthest distance I every had a vessel come from was from Finland. A sailing vessel from Helsinki. That's pretty damn close to Russia... And I am looking to score a tip with these new "non-existant" ethic rules and amounts! If you get my drift! LoL... I might make bank... ??

Winner!!!

I wouldn't want my anal glands squeezed either! Unless it's by a Bob Kraft hooker, then that's another story! Throw a Trump hooker in there too for good measure.

I assume... Erie Canal... Which is a State job. I was seasonal until they got made permanent in early 1990s. We just stay open. They used to furlough, then bring people back on over time! /smh Just recently... Numbers game, one FTE (Full-Time Employee), the NFG is seasonal until a newer guy comes in. But, that NFG is never furloughed. First few years as hydrographic surveyor with Corps, we were furloughed... I Worked as Ski Instructor @ KB. Geesh... I was out to dinner with family... LoL... Anybody know what the sharpest thing in the world is? Okay... All You Brainiacs, step up to the plate!

Fire canon? Ancient version of the flamethrower. ??? (Naptha fueled)

That's minor league. So much bigger here. I worked @ Black Rock. It's year 'round work here, not seasonal... 3 times larger and 1,000 times more traffic. And I followed my wife out here. But... Not really exiled anymore.

It's only 3 days to Capistrano. Way under a week!