ExiledInIllinois

Come on! Not #2? Not into cop taunters? I wonder what she did. They didn't say... Besides tee off the LEO establishment. I guess we can judge when we find out. We're all red blooded Americans, born rebels... ***** authority! Put a flag over her and ***** her for Old Glory! It's your patriotic duty! ?

Dude looks like Jesus Christ Superstar. I hope they know what they are doing in Florida arresting a modern day, bare hand spaghetti eating savior. Was it all part of his father's, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, plan? Will they be throwing palms @ his feet when he comes through Naples on Sunday?

You gotta go, you gotta go. Did you drop a duece in Hammer's Lot? Or did he give you a key to the executive washroom?

Is this what TheSwamp® looks like in everyday life?

You son of bi... I am gonna have nightmares of this tonight! ?

Wow... What's worse than a rosy azz Federal worker? An even rosier azzed Federal contractor. /smh LoL... I went to a meeting one time @ HQ and the arsenal office workers were all bringing pillows to sit on. I was like: "What did I do? Miss the memo?" Must be that damn GSA toilet paper roughing up their bums... I just thought they were soft-azzed pencil pushers.

WTF? "Everyday Expressions"

It's a damn fish... Who the eff cares. Oh... I am on my game. This is just a stupid thread, stupid story. A story PETA freaks would rally around. Nobody cares about fish. If your goal was to get me to chime in, well I guess it worked. LoL...

Maybe he will get married in prison and name his kid (conceived after conjugal visits): Glock https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/parkland-school-shooter-nikolas-cruz-wrote-of-naming-any-kids-he-has-after-guns/

Yep!

All the time. Cuts down on the TP bill. If you are ever travelling I-94 through the heart of the South Side of Chicago, I could add a stop to your list... Best kept super secret rest stop, with ultra clean washrooms. An oasis in the middle of a wasteland. Even picnic tables for all your wayside needs!

Exactly! No shi... Sherlock. Stop being so PC and butt hurt. Much... Put me on ignore Snowflake.

Yes. I fixed it.

Wow! That was nuts. That poor, poor lady! /smh

Burress is is that Dutch? Was that shortened from Van Burress?

Nice! Hi-viz.... I was hi-viz before the hi-viz revolution. We used to call it: "Day Glow." I still call dual sport motorcycles enduros. I call Ford's Eco-Boost turbos too.

??? No. The US has a long history of unusual names thing. It's just the mid-20th century that we went all "normal name thing." Old days... May have been obscure biblical names mixed in with the weirdness, especially by the Puritans. Caz. Casimir (Kazimierz) is probably a derivation of Caspian. Anybody with the Narnia tales? Prince Caspian?

Did she use the school messaging system to send that picture? What format did she use to send it to boyfriend (now ex)... Who was also a teacher in the District?

Wow!!! LMAO!

Which one is @mead107? LoL...

I couldn't find a baby pic of @CountryCletus , I have to look through more shoeboxes but, I found a picture of his onesie! Hope this suffices! Oh wait... I just found that @CountryCletus family photo album:

Okay... I am here now! What's being said about me! LoL...

"I sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling Call me pathetic, call me what you will My mother says to get a job But she don't like the one she's got When master bations lost its fun You're f-ing lonely..."

Nice "six pack" abs @Joe in Winslow ! Wow... You were a pretty buff baby!