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What is/was your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
By the diabetic coma you'll enter after eating the whole box! LoL... -
What is/was your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Frosted Cherry. /end_thread. -
Name some of your life rules/policies
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
How I was raised: "No matter how hard you have it or had it, always try and make it easier and better for the next." -
I don't want to brag... But the Major General of the whole Division just sent another co-worker & I a letter of commendation (that's a fancy word for: special praise & accolade... In case you didn't know). My fellow team members and I are valuable, hardworking member of the Mississippi Valley Division (MVD). Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Cards Great Bob Gibson Has Pancreatic Cancer
ExiledInIllinois replied to OldTimeAFLGuy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Wow... That sucks. Hope he recovers! Anybody mention that Gibson was such amazing talent that he also played for the Harlem Globetrotters: https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/just-because-bob-gibson-basketball-star/ -
Mens room urinal etiquette clarification
ExiledInIllinois replied to The Poojer's topic in Off the Wall
Then go on to hum while you're using the head: -
Mens room urinal etiquette clarification
ExiledInIllinois replied to The Poojer's topic in Off the Wall
Hey Girlfriend... This ain't the Target Thread: (Greatest Meme since sliced bread was invented! LoL) [Sorry CGF... I couldn't resist! LoL... All in good fun... Your input is more than welcome... Teach these guys some manners!] -
Cheating Girlfriends Car Gets Flipped
ExiledInIllinois replied to TSNBDSC's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I can't help! @BringBackFergy loss. Looks like he double-pumped on that last tag! Tag abuse is finally catching up with him. It was only a matter of time before his shenanigans came back to bite him in his ass. -
Cheating Girlfriends Car Gets Flipped
ExiledInIllinois replied to TSNBDSC's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I caught that too... But didn't crunch the numbers, convert to days! Only Trump has created more damage in his first 100 days! ?? -
Burger King $1 Taco's
ExiledInIllinois replied to Mike in Horseheads's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Yup! Someone has to pick our vegetables... -
How old are civilizations actually?
ExiledInIllinois replied to CoachT's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Thnx... Pretty cool... Zoom in real close! I think I see a guy on fire busting folding klinai in Lot IX in chariot parking. Wow, what perfectly fine waste of a triclinium. Looks like a hell of a Colosseum chariot-gate ***** being thrown! Ah... To be 20 something and in Rome! And (I) should have known... It's in the UrbanDictionary... /smh, NSFW: Roman Tailgate -
Mens room urinal etiquette clarification
ExiledInIllinois replied to The Poojer's topic in Off the Wall
Of course! Piss on his leg too... -
Name some of your life rules/policies
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
At the very least: Dessert. -
Name some of your life rules/policies
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Gatekeeper's #1 rule when running the lock... When locking PC (Pleasure Craft): Once you start the lock gates/machinery, signal red light, never look back, stop the gates for anybody, no matter how much they whine and cry on the marine radio that their great grandmother is dying, second baby-mama is in labor, or the beer is getting warm and they need more ice. Now... If it's @BringBackFergy or @Cripple Creek in a boat trying to pull some horseschit "priority" stunt... Then you close the lock even faster and go take a nice loooong break, preferably the one hour dump that's been brewing in your lower intestine since eating that football-sized "corn & black bean burrito suizo" you had for lunch! Those two need to "cool their jets" anyway and deserve the "quality time" thinking over and accessing the situation @ hand. ...Just saying!
