ExiledInIllinois

Where to you buy a block now? Is that still a thing? You probably had these two poor lovely ladies do the heavy lifting! I hope you tipped handsomely: I thought I saw it in Supermarkets here. I may be wrong. I will bring you some if you come to a tailgate. Thanx. Didn't see this at first.

Huh? 25 year olds now are crappy drivers... Who cares if they can text like the Dickens! LoL...

Voting for Bernie would too. AND you still get to keep your toes. "Keep your toes! Feel the Bern!" ^^^That's a hell of a campaign slogan!^^^ ?

First off... That dude is way less hairy and doesn't look like Sasquatch. Just for starters: Keep your day job, conspiracy screenplays with @Deranged Rhino is just not in your cards. Sorry to crash your "internet influencer" dreams. ?

It took me a while to figure it... But 30 seconds later I think I finally got it! ? @bargepole : "Good answer, good answer, like the way you think, I am gonna be watching you..."

Does a human feel 1s & 2s...??? Do animals get restless???

Where is Mr.Ferguson Esquire? Is this him after the youngins out drank him up in Canada: Wake up Sleeping Beauty @BringBackFergy!!!

Ooops... You mean that cherry ChapStick® is not a good idea? Poor bear.... The bear just wanted to give the child "pit bull Eskimo kisses!" Snuggle a little... #SoMisunderstood 30+ years ago at Philmont... They had to airlift a bot. Got into a "tango" with a black bear. Supposedly the boy thought his friend was ***** -ing with him on the other side of the tent... So boy swung back through the nylon tent from the inside... Ooops... 300 stitches later after a good ole fashion bear mauling! /smh

All the time:

They want you to only have one and that's it. I can't say I blame them. You understand what I am saying? Why would they want to sell an intoxicating beverage in quantity? Only to act stupid and spoil it for the rest?

Shudder...

She did blow a .20 bac. She gone... Unless... She's on some kind of medication that jacks up the reading. Gout medication?

Shift work disorder/syndrome?

Nothing new... Even the manufacturers can't keep them from getting stolen: https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-chicago-railroad-thefts-20170303-story.html

Ridgeway is Getting close to the Canadian "Tobacco Road." Just saying...

Is that a pro or con?

I knew I forgot to ask you something!!!! How the heck are you doing... ...You're gonna use my phone when I ask you! Did I ever tell you I am a Rasta... I can't lose body parts! Maybe Jamaican for dinner next time?

No. Now go sit on the "Group W" bench!

2 sickos still holding strong. Can we get that 808 Kid ( @GoBills808 ) on some kind of government watch list. We need more info on @Chandemonium. They are a dark horse.

LoL... Looks like I value my body parts. Do I have legal custody over my children's pinkies? My son is still on my health insurance...

Happy Birthday you old fart! LoL...

Oh. 5 million. Price goes down as I get older ..

Speak of the devil. Wife just cracked up her little toe on the basement steps. Bruised pretty bad. You think market value is lower now. Honey! We are still selling your toe... But thanks to your careless walking... We just lost 5 grand!

I am not gonna base my decisions on mermaids with that one... We know the results. ?

LMAO... Just asking for two friends: ????? @GoBills808 & @Chandemonium are a bit shy & squeamish...