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What would you rather do if forced?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Walking Tall's topic in Off the Wall Archives
JC... You're insane. This is so stupid beyond belief! We even have a poster @Sig1Hunter with his whole career revolving around this saying that #2 is better. Anyway... You drive like 60 miles one way to work. Even going 60mph for every second of the drive, it will take you an hour each way... How much faster do you want to go? Warp Speed. Impaired driver with alcohol is always impaired. Even if a texter reacts, they still have better reaction time. Wow... As society some are really irrational and emotionally driven (sorry for the pun). We're really fugged I tell you. Logic escapes many. Hike against traffic. Bike with traffic. Enjoy! -
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Study: Asian carp could find plenty of food in Lake Michigan
ExiledInIllinois replied to T&C's topic in Off the Wall Archives
^^^LoL... Check out the crew on the dam working hard! ?^^^ @ :53... One of those guys is dead now (God Rest his soul). -
Study: Asian carp could find plenty of food in Lake Michigan
ExiledInIllinois replied to T&C's topic in Off the Wall Archives
They have been beating this drum for 20 years... 10 with the "chicken little" mentality. They want one thing: Constant Govt funding for pet enviro projects. These pristine enviros are like communists... They need constant revolution. It's easier to deal with @BringBackFergy @Cripple Creek @Gugny and ESPECIALLY @\GoBillsInDallas/ #RambunctiousGardenRules Make like the Dickens and unlock our jobs: -
Study: Asian carp could find plenty of food in Lake Michigan
ExiledInIllinois replied to T&C's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Swim MunthaFugger! Swim! You can do it... Just make like a salmon and jump that wave... Be free! You have a lost decade to make up for. This is 2019, not 2009. Swim like the Dickens! ? -
Study: Asian carp could find plenty of food in Lake Michigan
ExiledInIllinois replied to T&C's topic in Off the Wall Archives
LoL... "Unstoppable crisis" ??? That's what they said in 2009. Here is my dissertation @ShadyBillsFan "Govt Boondoggle." Done. I am out. Sorry for the long read @Gugny it's very tough out there. -
Would You Sell One of Your Little Toes?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Irv's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Or they do NOT have money problems? People who'd sell part of their body for a price are desparate... Especially, the lower the price is. Both my son & wife wouldn't sell for anything... They aren't concerned with money... Pre-occupied with money. The are indifferent, simply don't need it. It's nice if they do have the $$$, and enjoy it. They also know that a chopped off small toe is usesless. Now... A kidney or vital organ? That's a better question. The ones that won't sell their body parts are more idealistic... Less reactionary. More practical. It's like putting your oxygen mask on first before helping others with their mask during a plane event... That isn't selfish... It's practical, pragmatic and logical. You can't help anybody else if you can't help yourself... Especially with a useless body part that nobody can possible need. A kidney... That somebody was going to die without? If I was the perfect match. I would give free. Yet, I won't actively seek those people. I am a tad bit selfish that way. -
Would You Sell One of Your Little Toes?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Irv's topic in Off the Wall Archives
My son & wife NOT at any price. But... For me, it would have to be in Millions, like I said... $5 million or more. Bob Marley died of cancer because he refused to have his foot amputated. No? He'd probably be living today. -
What would you rather do if forced?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Walking Tall's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Huh? 25 year olds now are crappy drivers... Who cares if they can text like the Dickens! LoL... -
Would You Sell One of Your Little Toes?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Irv's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Voting for Bernie would too. AND you still get to keep your toes. "Keep your toes! Feel the Bern!" ^^^That's a hell of a campaign slogan!^^^ ? -
First off... That dude is way less hairy and doesn't look like Sasquatch. Just for starters: Keep your day job, conspiracy screenplays with @Deranged Rhino is just not in your cards. Sorry to crash your "internet influencer" dreams. ?
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Can Christian Wade be the 53 man roster this year
ExiledInIllinois replied to FLBillsGuy's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
It took me a while to figure it... But 30 seconds later I think I finally got it! ? @bargepole : "Good answer, good answer, like the way you think, I am gonna be watching you..." -
Does a human feel 1s & 2s...??? Do animals get restless???
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Where is Mr.Ferguson Esquire? Is this him after the youngins out drank him up in Canada: Wake up Sleeping Beauty @BringBackFergy!!!
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Ooops... You mean that cherry ChapStick® is not a good idea? Poor bear.... The bear just wanted to give the child "pit bull Eskimo kisses!" Snuggle a little... #SoMisunderstood 30+ years ago at Philmont... They had to airlift a bot. Got into a "tango" with a black bear. Supposedly the boy thought his friend was ***** -ing with him on the other side of the tent... So boy swung back through the nylon tent from the inside... Ooops... 300 stitches later after a good ole fashion bear mauling! /smh
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Beer prices last night? $14!
ExiledInIllinois replied to The Tomcat's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
They want you to only have one and that's it. I can't say I blame them. You understand what I am saying? Why would they want to sell an intoxicating beverage in quantity? Only to act stupid and spoil it for the rest? -
Mermaid: Top Half Fish ... Or Top Half Human?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Gugny's topic in Off the Wall
Shudder... -
Nothing like getting an early start to the day
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
She did blow a .20 bac. She gone... Unless... She's on some kind of medication that jacks up the reading. Gout medication? -
Nothing like getting an early start to the day
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
Shift work disorder/syndrome? -
Speaking of Florida...
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
Nothing new... Even the manufacturers can't keep them from getting stolen: https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-chicago-railroad-thefts-20170303-story.html -
Would You Sell One of Your Little Toes?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Irv's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Ridgeway is Getting close to the Canadian "Tobacco Road." Just saying... -
Mermaid: Top Half Fish ... Or Top Half Human?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Gugny's topic in Off the Wall
Is that a pro or con? -
Would You Sell One of Your Little Toes?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Irv's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I knew I forgot to ask you something!!!! How the heck are you doing... ...You're gonna use my phone when I ask you! Did I ever tell you I am a Rasta... I can't lose body parts! Maybe Jamaican for dinner next time?