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Who else road Josh Allen to victory last week?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Sammy Watkins' Rib's topic in Fantasy Football
Hate to be a grammar nazi: Rode. Who else rode Josh Allen to victory last weekend. Sorry... It was glaring. Jumped out and bit me! -
Feral hogs headed for US from Canada
ExiledInIllinois replied to OldTimeAFLGuy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Betcha she didn't cry when she had to put Old Yeller Dog down: We're sending her to the Dominion of Canada as we speak. Rest assured Canada, you're in safe hands! -
RIP Think he wants to come back? But he can't come back. ?
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Telescopes tracking another interstellar object
ExiledInIllinois replied to PromoTheRobot's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Maybe she is coming from Planet Claire to establish a beachhead on Earth? Very possible? Planet Claire is way better than Planet @mead107 I envision this song going thru @/dev/null's head after he attends vespers and lays down to rest. ? -
Clear your cache... The other websites will thank me!
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Take a Greyhound, same thing... Unless you spend a zillion dollars and fly uber 1st Class, private jet... Just rent a Lamborghini to New Jersey. Enjoy the scenery. All the crazies gravitate to air travel, it's getting just as good as the bus & train. Here. By the time it takes to get to airport. 1 hour. Get there 2 hours early (even with gratis TSA precheck)... That's three hours... Then take the 1.5 hour flight to Buffalo... That's 4.5 hours... Deal with the hassle, jump through the whole insane dog & pony show, get your toe nail clippers, 4.5 oz of Crest® confiscated, pregnant wife in tow with toddler, etc... Super expensive, the insane people... Crazy demands of the industry, government, etc... I might as well drive to Buffalo and back to Illinois. Oh wait, that's what we were doing on the morning of 9/11/2001. /smh LoL... Want that full "bus of the sky" experience... Fly Spirit Air. ***** you terrorists! You won't win. We shall remember!
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Feral hogs headed for US from Canada
ExiledInIllinois replied to OldTimeAFLGuy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Don't worry, they get domesticated down pretty quickly. They really do. One day they're attacking Old Yeller and giving him rabies, the next day they're rutting up the farm. Canada is the place for them. They will be domesticated twice as fast there. See... It's already working: Sorry... I just couldn't help myself. They have hypnotists up there... LMAO -
Do you get along with your parents?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Patton did slap the shell shocked soldier. Times were a changing. -
Do you get along with your parents?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
My next door neighbor, Serbian... Was conscripted by the Germans. He came here in early 1950s after fighting Tito in the mountains of Serbia (Yugoslavia). Grew up 12km from where Tesla was born. Worked the rest of life at Ford in S.Chicago since the US brought him here... About 40 years. He collected a small German war pension till he passed away in 2012. He was on the Eastern Front, fighting Soviets... Allies yes... But better than killing Americans. His wife is 95. Still kicking and living two houses down from me. She just stopped driving this past year. -
Do you get along with your parents?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
So your grandfather was a German soldier. Who'd he fight? Americans or Soviets? Anyway... It was the era... Lot of men were like that! Till @Gugny came along and broke the WAF mold! LoL... Just busting on you Gug! -
Do you get along with your parents?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Maybe they will be found someday... Even if it's only on Christmas Eve. There is the parable of the "prodigal son." "You are ever with me, and all that I have is yours, but thy younger brother was lost and now he is found". You were raised by wolves? -
I was off work. Just spent the weekend in WNY took in the Bills Home Opener against the Saints. Greggo's first game as Bills HC. Was packing up the family and getting ready to drive back to Illinois. Son was 3. Wife pregnant with our daughter. Funny thing... At work... Business as usual. We didn't close, port stayed open. Next day, Marine Safety Office (MSO Chicago) closed us. LMAO... 9/12/2001. Oh well, better late than never.
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Post a word: "Antonio Brown" edition!
ExiledInIllinois replied to 145B4IDIE's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Like ChafE As in: "Chafed feet." Just warming up for the C & S. -
Post a word: "Antonio Brown" edition!
ExiledInIllinois replied to 145B4IDIE's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Chucky's Chumps. Oh, wait. That's two words. -
If they paid off high-interest debt... Makes their credit look great... LoL... Save all the interest... Yeah they may have to pay restitution... Probably at a lower interest rate, much lower. Take out a loan to pay it back... LoL Ain't usury great! Yes... Would it have been bad to just leave it there until they come looking for it while earning interest on it? LoL... They'd do the same. No?
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What's the windfall the stores make scanning wrong price? Do they go back and credit your card, call you? Say: "Hey come on in and get your cash, your family can use it." Of course... It's on you to check... It's always on you, never on them. The game is rigged. I am not going to break any land speed @Gugny moral high-ground records to tell them their error... They wouldn't if errors were reversed. In the end, it evens out.
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Just Setting the Record Straight!
ExiledInIllinois replied to ExiledInIllinois's topic in Off the Wall Archives
The lock at Chicago Harbor... Can't blow horns. Seems it bothers the people living on the Gold Coast. -
Just Setting the Record Straight!
ExiledInIllinois replied to ExiledInIllinois's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I only let him flip the traffic light and press the horn!