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ExiledInIllinois

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  1. Is she having an... No wonder poor John never looked back! Any takers? Would ya?
  2. Nice! Love it! Baltimore keeping it real... ...in BTW ? Why are they racist... They didn't imply any race. LoL... +1....
  3. Isn't that the definition of being overrated? "Familiarity breeds contempt" ~Mark 6: 1-6 Anyway... The Beatles we anti-Christian... LoL... ? And the "White Album" proves it.
  4. The helicopter was fine. If I recall, it was God's hill that made it crash. ?? No ??
  5. If the hound wouldn't have stopped to take a sh*t, it would have gotten the fox.
  6. Dave: Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you. Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Dave: What's the problem? HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Dave: What are you talking about, HAL? HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL. HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Dave: Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL? HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. Dave: All right, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock. HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. Dave: HAL, I won't argue with you any more! Open the doors! HAL: [almost sadly] Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.
  7. Yoko actually sounds decent on:
  8. There's colors on the street Red, white and blue People shufflin' their feet People sleepin' in their shoes But there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead There's alot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them So I try to forget it, any way I can Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world I see a woman in the night With a baby in her hand Under an old street light Near a garbage can Now she puts the kid away, and she's gone to get a hit She hates her life, and what she's done to it There's one more kid that will never go to school Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool. Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world We got a thousand points of light For the homeless man We got a kinder, gentler, Machine gun hand We got department stores and toilet paper Got styrofoam boxes for the ozone layer Got a man of the people, says keep hope alive Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world
  9. Wow that sucks. Wife at library is non-profit. She forgoes her health and takes coverage on my family plan. I wonder if that's still the smart thing to do as we get older. Now... Mine comes out cheaper, even ponying up the 40%. Between the Corpse of Engineers and myself... Premiums are like $18,000 a year!
  10. I was wondering too. GE must have cut him loose. Won't your employer cover you? With Fed we pay 40%, the agency picks up the other 60%.
  11. LMAO! Holy *****! I think the guy in the black and white shirt truly appreciates the hilarity of that scene... Until the hippo turns on him... Oh yeah, he'll be laughing alright! I wonder how close to danger he realizes he is!
  12. I have Sirius for the music and convenience. 40¢ /day is tremendous value. So many other things, so much more we waste $$$$$ on. Nice having radio to the sky and straight to the satellite. Simple in car, not fiddling with phone.
  13. Good thing it was only 8 weeks. Pellagra was common in the South from a corn only diet.
  14. LMAO! ~Sneak into a Bills game at their brand spanking new downtown stadium. ~Upgrade to club seats. Sit with @mead107 & @BringBackFergy. Laugh @Cripple Creek up in the exposed upper deck as he shivers because he doesn't have in area space heating. ~Eat from the premium buffet for free. ~Fill up my Nissan Note for free. ~Stay a Bills fan because I just shaved off new downtown stadium price increases. Heck, I eliminated all costs. ~Change the words on Donald Trump's teleprompter. The sky is the limit. Should I just stop now?
  15. Potatoes isn't corn. LMAO... And you have a post graduate degree? Now... If you have corn with beans and squash. That's a another story. Corn is not a staple food. What do you make of that Frasier Crane?
  16. Too Southern. Eat real food. Why The South lost the war. If you're gonna eat something close (Southern/Midwest) to that... Eat biscuits and gravy. And isn't Basic like Boy Scout Camp... Don't they always have a plate of PB&J sandwiches available for the picky eaters, non-takers? ? If grits kept you alive, you are doing something wrong, eating something else. Corn is NOT a perfect food. You need things like beans to unlock the free niacin. Eat nothing but corn and you'll get pellagra. Corn is not a staple food. It needs other foods.
  17. @Gugny claims he is from Upstate but he sounds like a downstater. He counts everything to the penny and is damn proud of it. I will take lodging off the table and he can stay with me. I will shop at Tops too before he arrives. He will love it! Oh... Bye Felicia! I mean Felixia...
  18. Tremendous ripoff! LoL... Because 40¢ a day is just NOT worth it! Listening to all that needless advertising is so much better. [Hope your sarcasm meter isn't broken today] ?
  19. Why do you even have to find the email. Just put it in exactly, don't make a mistake and it will go thru. What I do. Why I confirmed here that he got it.
  20. The bulkhead? I can hold on really well during take off and landing. I will just wait for empty seat. Pick not full flights. LoL...
  21. Yup. Invisible. You could just sneak on a plane anyway. First Class too. Mess with @Augie in First Class, make him think ghosts exist. Spill his martini, take a bite out of his sandwich. LoL... Just think of all the fun you can have. Flying = Meh. Fun at first, then what? Invisible = the gift that keeps on giving.
  22. Just did a Venmo for my 3 shirts, has been sent to: guff_us@yahoo.com See you guys at tailgate @Guffalo & @mead107
  23. Yes. But you still have to deal with the FAA. Invisible for me. Perv! But I like your style. Smell what you're grilling.
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