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Feral hogs headed for US from Canada
ExiledInIllinois replied to OldTimeAFLGuy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Don't worry, they get domesticated down pretty quickly. They really do. One day they're attacking Old Yeller and giving him rabies, the next day they're rutting up the farm. Canada is the place for them. They will be domesticated twice as fast there. See... It's already working: Sorry... I just couldn't help myself. They have hypnotists up there... LMAO -
Do you get along with your parents?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Patton did slap the shell shocked soldier. Times were a changing. -
Do you get along with your parents?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
My next door neighbor, Serbian... Was conscripted by the Germans. He came here in early 1950s after fighting Tito in the mountains of Serbia (Yugoslavia). Grew up 12km from where Tesla was born. Worked the rest of life at Ford in S.Chicago since the US brought him here... About 40 years. He collected a small German war pension till he passed away in 2012. He was on the Eastern Front, fighting Soviets... Allies yes... But better than killing Americans. His wife is 95. Still kicking and living two houses down from me. She just stopped driving this past year. -
Do you get along with your parents?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
So your grandfather was a German soldier. Who'd he fight? Americans or Soviets? Anyway... It was the era... Lot of men were like that! Till @Gugny came along and broke the WAF mold! LoL... Just busting on you Gug! -
Do you get along with your parents?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Maybe they will be found someday... Even if it's only on Christmas Eve. There is the parable of the "prodigal son." "You are ever with me, and all that I have is yours, but thy younger brother was lost and now he is found". You were raised by wolves? -
I was off work. Just spent the weekend in WNY took in the Bills Home Opener against the Saints. Greggo's first game as Bills HC. Was packing up the family and getting ready to drive back to Illinois. Son was 3. Wife pregnant with our daughter. Funny thing... At work... Business as usual. We didn't close, port stayed open. Next day, Marine Safety Office (MSO Chicago) closed us. LMAO... 9/12/2001. Oh well, better late than never.
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Post a word: "Antonio Brown" edition!
ExiledInIllinois replied to 145B4IDIE's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Like ChafE As in: "Chafed feet." Just warming up for the C & S. -
Post a word: "Antonio Brown" edition!
ExiledInIllinois replied to 145B4IDIE's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Chucky's Chumps. Oh, wait. That's two words. -
If they paid off high-interest debt... Makes their credit look great... LoL... Save all the interest... Yeah they may have to pay restitution... Probably at a lower interest rate, much lower. Take out a loan to pay it back... LoL Ain't usury great! Yes... Would it have been bad to just leave it there until they come looking for it while earning interest on it? LoL... They'd do the same. No?
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What's the windfall the stores make scanning wrong price? Do they go back and credit your card, call you? Say: "Hey come on in and get your cash, your family can use it." Of course... It's on you to check... It's always on you, never on them. The game is rigged. I am not going to break any land speed @Gugny moral high-ground records to tell them their error... They wouldn't if errors were reversed. In the end, it evens out.
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Just Setting the Record Straight!
ExiledInIllinois replied to ExiledInIllinois's topic in Off the Wall Archives
The lock at Chicago Harbor... Can't blow horns. Seems it bothers the people living on the Gold Coast. -
Just Setting the Record Straight!
ExiledInIllinois replied to ExiledInIllinois's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I only let him flip the traffic light and press the horn! -
That's why you are: "Spiritual & Moral Standards Advisor." ** BTW... I balance my pittance almost every day. All on cellphone app. Get text alerts, etc... 20 years ago, $2k was added to, Direct Deposited to our account. Of course I did nothing... Let it sit there for a month. They caught it and took it out. One of the only times in my life I stayed quiet. And a bank made me do it. ? Are you the type of guy who finds a 20 dollar bill in the street outside a bar... Then walks into bar, holds it up and says: "Did anyone lose a $20?" Smooth move Billy Graham! Anyway... Isn't there a "Chance" card or is it a "Community Chest" card in the board game "Monopoly?" It's called: "Bank Error! Collect $200" **SEE: Recently created thread about overturned boats. LoL...
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I am cutting the usual suspects: @BringBackFergy (Ring leader, Legal Counsel, Resident Skeptic, & Mystic) @Cripple Creek (Assistant Ring Leader & Seeker of Truth) A.K.A: @Mike in Horseheads (Chief Financial Officer) @Gugny (Spiritual Advisor & Moral Standards Officer) @SlimShady'sGhost (Chair of the Space & Interplanetary Sciences Department) @mead107 (Food Safety, Parking Lot Docent) @\GoBillsInDallas/ (Silent Partner & Angel Investor) Off at "the pass." I was nowhere near Georgia! I have an alibi: Cargo Ship Overturns Near Georgia Port How hard can it be?
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How is given $$$$, stolen? Plead... "I am indifferent to money." "I keep no track of it." "Don't give it to me, I won't spend it." Yeah, like that will float. Now... Get blood out of a stone... Here is your camper back. LoL... Sleazy bank needs to eat it. I want to give a someone $5 and mistake the $50 spot in my wallet... The mistake is on me. Think I am asking for the fitty back? Banks sure got it stacked against the people... Now they don't even eat their own mistakes. Large amounts should be double checked.
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I seen youse is tanking
ExiledInIllinois replied to Jimmy Spagnola's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Like the minority in every county in the United States: Jets Have No Fans Sorry Jets fans, you're nowhere on this map: -
I seen youse is tanking
ExiledInIllinois replied to Jimmy Spagnola's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
The Bills in New Jersey Suburb they chased a team right through the park. And in a case of mistaken identity they put a bullet through the Jets fan's heart! Heartbreaker with Allen's .44 arm... He'll tear @Jimmy Spagnola 's world apart! -
Worked last night. Wore a UB Bulls tee yesterday... Put shorts on at work after @Cripple Creek left the tour here... I knew he was taking pics for @BringBackFergy... Ferguson, would probably call the safety office, didn't want him to see I am a slacker... ...Any... Came home at 6am and passed out till late in 3rd quarter. Woke up. WAF. Bills woke up, WAF. I am almost there, Bills & I... 1/2 way to 33° WAF @Gugny status! Long story short... I am never showering again, shaving, changing again... Hey CC... How about we do Mexican on Wednesday! ???
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Greatest prank of all time
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives