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Cards Great Bob Gibson Has Pancreatic Cancer
ExiledInIllinois replied to OldTimeAFLGuy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Wow... That sucks. Hope he recovers! Anybody mention that Gibson was such amazing talent that he also played for the Harlem Globetrotters: https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/just-because-bob-gibson-basketball-star/ -
Mens room urinal etiquette clarification
ExiledInIllinois replied to The Poojer's topic in Off the Wall
Then go on to hum while you're using the head: -
Mens room urinal etiquette clarification
ExiledInIllinois replied to The Poojer's topic in Off the Wall
Hey Girlfriend... This ain't the Target Thread: (Greatest Meme since sliced bread was invented! LoL) [Sorry CGF... I couldn't resist! LoL... All in good fun... Your input is more than welcome... Teach these guys some manners!] -
Cheating Girlfriends Car Gets Flipped
ExiledInIllinois replied to TSNBDSC's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I can't help! @BringBackFergy loss. Looks like he double-pumped on that last tag! Tag abuse is finally catching up with him. It was only a matter of time before his shenanigans came back to bite him in his ass. -
Cheating Girlfriends Car Gets Flipped
ExiledInIllinois replied to TSNBDSC's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I caught that too... But didn't crunch the numbers, convert to days! Only Trump has created more damage in his first 100 days! ?? -
Burger King $1 Taco's
ExiledInIllinois replied to Mike in Horseheads's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Yup! Someone has to pick our vegetables... -
How old are civilizations actually?
ExiledInIllinois replied to CoachT's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Thnx... Pretty cool... Zoom in real close! I think I see a guy on fire busting folding klinai in Lot IX in chariot parking. Wow, what perfectly fine waste of a triclinium. Looks like a hell of a Colosseum chariot-gate ***** being thrown! Ah... To be 20 something and in Rome! And (I) should have known... It's in the UrbanDictionary... /smh, NSFW: Roman Tailgate -
Mens room urinal etiquette clarification
ExiledInIllinois replied to The Poojer's topic in Off the Wall
Of course! Piss on his leg too... -
Name some of your life rules/policies
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
At the very least: Dessert. -
Name some of your life rules/policies
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Gatekeeper's #1 rule when running the lock... When locking PC (Pleasure Craft): Once you start the lock gates/machinery, signal red light, never look back, stop the gates for anybody, no matter how much they whine and cry on the marine radio that their great grandmother is dying, second baby-mama is in labor, or the beer is getting warm and they need more ice. Now... If it's @BringBackFergy or @Cripple Creek in a boat trying to pull some horseschit "priority" stunt... Then you close the lock even faster and go take a nice loooong break, preferably the one hour dump that's been brewing in your lower intestine since eating that football-sized "corn & black bean burrito suizo" you had for lunch! Those two need to "cool their jets" anyway and deserve the "quality time" thinking over and accessing the situation @ hand. ...Just saying! -
Name some of your life rules/policies
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
... Never leave dishes in the sink at night. (the cats will lick them). /smh -
^^^^^^ That asterisk is a killer. ^^^^^^ @stuvian I am NOT exactly a lawyer, but I sat on the "Group W Bench" one time... As @BringBackFergy always advises me: "You better read the fine print when dealing w/ @mead107!"
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Getting psyched for Tenn! Never been there. Only time was a lame layover in Nashville. The town won't be the same! Look out, the hippy freak is on the loose! You've been warned @Seasons1992... Unfortunately, @plenzmd1 knows all to well (he sold me tix to last year's MNF game) the strangeness I bring. That's the easy part! You know how crazy My Bro and the rest can get??? The trips to Florida (Miami-JAX-Tampa) are some of the weirder times! LoL... Those good people of Nashville will never be the same!
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Josh Allen reminds me of Ken Stabler
ExiledInIllinois replied to major's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
"The Snake" was a southpaw. -
He went to the wood shed to take his anger out and bruised himself with a "miniature Yankees bat!" LoL... His accent is brutal... He's got it rough!
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I wanna know your Super Powers: @\GoBillsInDallas/ State your name of device, OS, & Social Secuity #.
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CC & CC go into the fertility business!
ExiledInIllinois replied to ExiledInIllinois's topic in Off the Wall Archives
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You know what really pisses me off! Grinds my gears. That slick son of bastage: \GoBillsInDallas/ That backslash really gums up the works! Like: @\GoBillsInDallas/ WTF is that! The Dude should go on permanent vacay at the Iron Bar Motel, where @Mike in Horseheads can make conjugal visits to his "Would Ya?" threads every once in a while, for pulling a stunt LIKE THAT!!! What? He likes to be unlisted? This aint the 1963 Ma Bell phonebook!!! Not even techno wannabee whiz-kid idiot IT savant @/dev/null can escape the notification realm... The frontslash ain't immune! Pffft... And he call himself an IT security guru! I will take "Dorky Old Guys Internet Security" for $1000 Alex. Thank YOU very much Alex! I'd look into this @BringBackFergy... Maybe let the head Honcho, top junta @SDS know about this... That one of us is flying low and right under the radar! IF @Beerball was around, he'd never let this happen on his watch.... @Chandler#81 is really sleeping behind the wheel... This is bullsh... And @\GoBillsInDallas/ should really be brought into justice. I'd enlist a tough guy like @Sig1Hunter & his dog to haul him in and @mrags to throw away the key! @\GoBillsInDallas/ is probably laughing right now! But listen Pal, if you're reading this... Your days of freedom & privacy are numbered! Phenom IT guy @/dev/null is crunching the code right now... As soon as he finishes his Taco Bell Cheesy Crunchy Gordita and stops dreaming about @Gugny's GimpGirl in a sundress!
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Saving sea turtles is dangerous
ExiledInIllinois replied to BringBackFergy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Here's a twist! @BringBackFergy saves the family turtle WITH a giant straw! -
Saving sea turtles is dangerous
ExiledInIllinois replied to BringBackFergy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Nice! Bring the jumbo (see above) ones too... I will bring the tapioca balls.