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Any TBD Car Enthusiasts Out There?
ExiledInIllinois replied to OldTimeAFLGuy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
My first car: I was always partial to the early Japanese tuners. Would be nice to get hands on an early 240Z if they weren't such rust buckets: 1970 Datsun- -
You Sir, just saved @Gugny a ton of ¢¢¢¢. He wants to float you a tip:
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That's just sick! ...Needs a little less flour.
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Fiftieth Anniversary of Apollo 11 Moon Landing
ExiledInIllinois replied to SoTier's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Or the ancient Polynesians sailing all around the South Pacific knowing where the islands were. Those islands proverbial needles in a haystack, sailing to get there by just the feel of the waves pressing on the rudder of their boat which in turn was subtly pressing on the their ***** (that filter word is scrot...)... IE: In other layman terms, the ancient Polynesian sailed the whole freak ass S.Pacific via their nutsacks!!!! LoL... Speaking of nutsacks... I learned this from @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek ...Those two know all about subtle pressure on a ***** and busting balls! They'd have know problem sailing from Tahiti to Fiji and back on a cloudy night or finding Pearl Harbor in the dark so they can drop their bombs!!! The cognitive ability that mankind had lost through the millennia is still firmly harnessed in the noggins of those two! There is hope for humanity that this ability will someday be passed on to future generations. @Gugny is already camped out waiting by that doorbuster of information and maybe one or two or three FREE beers! -
How frequently do you go to beaches?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
And chase behind the mosquito fogging truck as it drove through town on hot summer nights. No wait, that was Donald Trump. That explains things!!!! ? -
Fiftieth Anniversary of Apollo 11 Moon Landing
ExiledInIllinois replied to SoTier's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Does anyone know... If you got a real high powered telescope... Tech has to be awesome today. Is it possible to zoom in to the Sea of Tranquility and see the American flag. Is that possible. Just to shut all these wacky Flat Earthers, YouTube influencers, etc... up. How do you prove to these people, that spent their whole lives thinking everything is one grand conspiracy, that it's NOT really one grand conspiracy? -
We can always count on you to set the record straight, square everything away! LMAO!
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There would be no civil war. We are too soft as a country. Both sides got it too good. There is nothing worth dying over, unless they are stupid.
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Strange, you say this... I asked my wife last night. Polled her on her favorite toaster pastry... My wife's fav Pop-Tarts® are Cinnamon & Brown sugar... WTF! ...But, then again, I blow chunks. Go figure. [FWIW, I absolutely can't stand cinnamon. And everybody knows sugar is white, NOT brown. That brown sugar & cinnamon can go back to where it came from... Repair their shithole country! AND take McBean too!]
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How frequently do you go to beaches?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
And too many people moving to coasts. Can't sustain the numbers. Time to take two feet and move back to where they came from. States like Florida have to stop incentiveizing moving there. The environment can't handle the population explosion... The infrastructure, like sewage treatment can't handle it either... Especially when the burden falls on the rest of the states. Stop going to these fithy beaches and tourism will dry up... Maybe they will stop relying on the Fed to pay and they will institute a state income tax. All of Central Florida is handled down the Mid-Florida Ridge and processed out Okeechobee... No wonder it's a cesspool... People at Disney have to take a dump... It's gotta go somewhere! It's a tug of war. States like Florida leach off the Federal government... Then the Fed has to pander to corporations, big Ag like Big Sugar to recoup an economic benefit for the rest of the nation. No wonder the beachs are filthy down there... Choked with toxic algae... ...It simply starts with too many people in too small an area. We need to stop making it an incentive to move there. /end_filthy_beach_rant LoL... -
How frequently do you go to beaches?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Another Fan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Hate it. Never. Okay. Maybe not never. Beaches are human cesspools. Look at the guy who just got vibrio down in Florida. Mix in human idiocy, now you are cooking with gas. https://nypost.com/2019/07/12/man-contracts-flesh-eating-bacteria-during-beach-trip-with-family-dies-48-hours-later/amp/ -
What is/was your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
By the diabetic coma you'll enter after eating the whole box! LoL... -
What is/was your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Frosted Cherry. /end_thread. -
Name some of your life rules/policies
ExiledInIllinois replied to Royale with Cheese's topic in Off the Wall Archives
How I was raised: "No matter how hard you have it or had it, always try and make it easier and better for the next." -
I don't want to brag... But the Major General of the whole Division just sent another co-worker & I a letter of commendation (that's a fancy word for: special praise & accolade... In case you didn't know). My fellow team members and I are valuable, hardworking member of the Mississippi Valley Division (MVD). Put that in your pipe and smoke it!