ExiledInIllinois

Or drive thru da hood with flats trying to get to a safer place... So you can go nitey nite in relative peace till 10:15 am. LoL...

How about vinyl wrap like they do with cars. Shrink it to fit helmet. Heck, why not just have two sanctioned helmets. Fly like an eagle to get a TD!

Triggered! Deplorable Snowflakes storm the proceedings to "protest" the ill treatment their corrupt leader is receiving. Time to check your moral compass RepubliCrooks: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republicans-storm-closed-door-impeachment-hearing-as-escalating-ukraine-scandal-threatens-trump/2019/10/23/29877c06-f5a5-11e9-8cf0-4cc99f74d127_story.html?outputType=amp

See her tires? WTF!

Like @DC Tom said, think you're having a "rough day?" Try being this lady: /smh

I'd tell you... But then I'd have to kill you. And that ain't right... But, I'd have justification. Hey... You have to dribble... Oops, I mean drivel, DRIVEL somewhere!? ...Look who's talking (me)...LoL

Yes, I agree. Or cross into NYS under the cover of night and throw it on @Gugny 's well manicured lawn. Much more fun! The guy I quoted probably just moved to MassaNaziachussets and didn't know the laws. I give him a pass. Unlike my sister who was getting free cable tv and called the cable company when the cable went out. That's inexcusable. LoL...

You'll wise crack all right when you wake up to find that a MassHole jumped the border @ night and left you a little present. You wake up with a spent hot water heater, water softener, and showerhead on your freshly manicured lawn. "From Massachusetts with love!" ~Land of the Free, but all others just don't DIY Laugh it up funny boy! Collateral damage is hell! ?

Wow... What crazy azz state and I thought Illannoy was bad. You aren't allowed to do your own plumbing projects in Massaholeachussets, now this! What a bunch of *****. Only thing worse than Masshole Nazis, well sorta: Read this about Mass... I guess you gotta dispose of stuff in cover of night after first crossing into either: NY, CT, VT, NH, or RI... Pick your dumping spot: "Oh Boy, I live in Mass and last week I was "grabbed" by our local plumbing inspector because I put a broken hot water heater out for trash pickup. He told me that it was illegal for me to buy and install my own plumbing fixtures. I told him that I just called my City Public Works Dept. and told them that I had an old broken hot water heater that I replaced and needed to buy the $20 red sticker so that the trash people would dispose of it for me. Why didn't that Dept. tell me that I could not do any work on my own home? He said that Mass. does not allow me to do any work on my own because I do not have a license. The store where I bought the heater did not tell me that, the Public Works did not tell me that. I now have had to call a local plumber and he told me that the inspector here will make him take out the heater that I put in and re-install the same heater all over again. This state is getting stupider by the minute. I am going to call my State Rep and tell him I want a copy of all the laws in Mass that affect me and my property. I am now afraid to cut my own front lawn, they will probably tell me that I have to glue all the clippings back and call a landscaper. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. And I vote for these people. Happy New Year to the gang of dummies on Beacon Hill and City Hall."

Get the LARGE print version. I think it's somewhere in settings...

Exactly. Obviously he's not concussed. Just sounds like an old school NFL comment by a QB getting beat. Why are people jumping on the literal meaning like he is crazy? Oh yeah, because social media is ruled by the mob... A mob induced pile on. The game is so fast, Patriots** find a way to get an edge... Heck, wouldn't put it past them to do something dirty... Their credibility speaks for itself. The kid was seeing ghosts out there... He was lost. Big deal, own it. At least he's being honest with his coaches. People take everything literally and then pile on. /smh And I hate the Jets... This is just low by the public social media mob. NFL Films cleared that audio... Because they have a sense of history. People today are so dumb and just jerks.

Where was Otto Pilot:

I can't really speak for myself... But I can the Patriots**... Anyway... Where's your proof!

Third person is gr8!

So she goes from one extreme to the other? That's the issue: Extremism.

Ohio has THEE worst drivers... Total douchenuzzles... EXCEPT for: @Cripple Creek he's alright. I don't know what the hell I'm flushing in the water there... But it's bad stuff. Such angry nasty people. You think too much. There are much more pressing social issues to solve. Don't worry, just chill. Dip to the left. Don't fix anything on your vehicle (like that annoying taillight), maybe the cops won't see you if you draw more attention to yourself... Wear a hoodie too. Make it look like the car is driving itself... They will never pull you over. It's one of those new fangled self-drivers! See... People ask themselves that question all the time with that pesky piece and dime bag on the front seat. Or maybe not? Just forget about that spilt beer too... I hope you didn't clean it up when you got home???... Just like that cracked taillight (red tape @ AutoZone = $5.99), You don't GOT time for that! And State mandated insurance too. You'll be fine... Just pick a battle with the cop! In summary: Don't have your shi... together, you're too stressed for that!! Tell yourself it's the system. Even Jesus couldn't go to the supermarket without something wrong with his car. You'll be fine! [The content of this post was for entertainment purposes only, the expressed opinions of ExiledInIllinois are in no way the opinions of others and ExiledInIllinois cannot be held liable.]

Even in Oakland there is honor. Back in 2005 an Oakland fan hot in the face of a kid wearing a Lee Evans jersey. Unprovoked. Two other Oakland fans jumped the obnoxious Oakland crazy (redundant). Took him out till security came. Even in Oakland!

51 going on 52... So I am old fart like you.

LoL... “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself; I am large -- I contain multitudes.” ~Walt Whitman, Song of Myself

Sometimes Hammer's is like Mount Suribachi. ?

Docent, "lot docent." Sorry to be a smart azz. I guess a curator is kinda right... We are a collection. And don't give me any lip... I got 4/5 this week! And....Only getting stronger! ? do·cent /ˈdōsənt/ Learn to pronounce noun 1. (in certain universities and colleges) a member of the teaching staff immediately below professorial rank. 2. a person who acts as a guide, typically on a voluntary basis, in a museum, art gallery, or zoo.

Hey Waldo... Of course I don't. My job is to help them through. What point have you been missing all these years? /smh That you still don't get the concept. Sorry it isn't complicated like you seem to make it out to be.

I don't think they are getting over that goal line anytime "sooner." Oh... I am calling PETA too. Poor ponies.

You mean Justin won't be @ the G7 sleeping in a Trump hotel next to Melania's room? Bummer! What a big dummy! Rumor has it, once you go black you won't go back.