ExiledInIllinois

I heard oatmeal bath. Read this: Mix together: 1 quart of 3-percent hydrogen peroxide (available at any pharmacy) 1/4 cup baking soda. 1 teaspoon liquid dishwashing soap.

Or fake a heart attack. Bills may actually induce real one. Demand they transport you want to Niagara Memorial... Then magically get better. Uber across to airport. Piece of cake. You got this! If he cuts through the Galleria leaving a game, he's really in trouble. I do remember that thread. If its a rental... Even better. Who cares about the suspension.

God forbid anybody be a buzzkill! There is less killjoy going on now than there ever was. Remember how acts like this were handled? Being put on the State Work Farm was a real buzzkill... ...I mean really, something has to keep people in check.

It doesn't matter games are played more, players gain more yardage, game is bigger, faster, stronger... That doesn't equate to being: "better." The game, record being better. Actually, the game usually ends up worse. OJ still holds the single season rushing record for most yards gained... ...for a 14 game season. Unbreakable, there will never be another 14 game season again. It's actually more impressive to do what he did in fewer games. Fewer games = harder.

Why? We already have a 20 game season. 4 games just don't count.

+1 But, honestly... You're son probably doesnt need to eat when you think he does. His body will tell him when. Also... The reason people are fat is because they sit in front of a TV. Guess what you do when you "watch." Hands go right to the mouth, stuff the face. You'll actually burn more calories sleeping then watching TV. Double whammy, again, sleeping, you can't possibly eat. Unless you are on crazy swing shifts like I have been the last 30 years... Then you are up at all hours... When you do sleep, you wake up, make bad choices because you're half awake and "easy" food is the best! Boom the pounds go on. A 24/7/365 world is really damaging. And that's not really worrying about the micro-sleep one may run into while driving down the road because your body is so outta joint. It's 5 O'clock in morning and I am wide awake. /smh

Maybe it took a while for the Twitter platform to bust the bubble. And when they did bust, people just retreated to another bubble. You obviously never saw this board, PPP in 2002-2003. Forums were around for a long time... I betcha they had interesting and informative discussions over the BBS's. LoL...

Mobile platform & smartphones made it go wild. Election of 2008... Smartphones were just coming on scene. 2012... Again, tech, speeds just not there to manipulate via mobile. Tech was in place and numbers of people using smartphones by 2016 made it the right time to manipulate the people. I don't even have a computer any more. Desktop? LoL... Like going on a decade without one. The only time I use a laptop computer is when I do taxes. And I borrow my wife's she uses for (very seldom) for work... And she's even not on that... She has a Surface at work. Only other time I am on a desktop is when I am at work. I am 99.9999% mobile, everything I do. Which has never been Twitter or Facebook, which is for the idiot masses. I guess it's like radio was in the 1930s and TV 1950s, and now smartphones/handheld devices 20teens... Think about it... We had FDR trying to calm a suffering populace with with a few orange glow fireside chats about a chicken in every pot... Now we have the Trumpster rile up a rosy azz populace giving lectures on spelling, properly placed apostrophes and how to choke a chicken under the glow of the blue mobile light. You've (Tech) come along way baby!

@BringBackFergy ^^^^^^^^ vvvvvvv I am here to help anyway I can! You can thank me for my service next time you see me... ? Hopefully @BringBackFergy is around and watching and taking note.

You nasty man, very nasty man. I just ate food!

Was he AC or DC... I forget. He'd always remind Gomez... I assume DC.

Why Thomas Edison went around touring as states executed prisoners with Tesla's AC during the "current wars." Uncle Fester never has a problem. He's DC: Oh, wait... That's an AC bulb... I must be getting Jackie Coogan confused w/ @DC Tom

I have the same BluTaco! I am just getting sick of grill... Don't like the Mr.Toyota gimbal "T." Chrome is cheesy and peeling. Looking into getting and even more manly grill Oooops... I dropped something: @BringBackFergy Oh... Stick that license plate up high. Will get ripped off on the trail... But will it block light?

480v is for real men. That's how we play at work! Shhhh... Just don't @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek Yes. Kitchen not necessarily. Refrigerators, no gfci. Same with sump pump in basement. Don't want a nuisance trip and spoil your food or flood your basement. She does look like the type that would use bath salts too!

School Shrinks are so misunderstood

That's what the little rope wristlet is for:

"At the count of three I want everybody in the place to be To make some noise if ya down with me One, two, three Hit me with the horns Tony Keep makin' noise, keep makin' noise, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Here we go now, here we go now, here we go now Here we go now, here we go now Here we go now, here we go now, here we go now Here we go now, here we go now Here we go, here we go, now listen: Cough cough... 2016... Cough cough. Sorry, had to clear my throat. Carry on. ? Ooops... I dropped something: @SlimShady'sGhost @Gugny

No. Jeff Spicoli isn't my type:

Studio... Version but how much closer to a live vibe can you get! In collaboration with Garcia and Kruetzmann... Some of the best lyrics ever written... Deep... "In another time's forgotten space Your eyes looked through your mother's face Wildflower seed on the sand and stone May the four winds blow you safely home Roll away, the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew I'll tell you where the four winds dwell In Franklin's tower there hangs a bell It can ring, turn night to day It can ring like fire when you lose your way Roll away, the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew God save the child who rings that bell I may have one good ring baby, you can't tell One watch by night, one watch by day If you get confused just listen to the music play Some come to laugh their past away Some come to make it just one more day Whichever way your pleasure tends If you plant ice you're gonna harvest wind Roll away, the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew I'll tell you where the four winds sleep Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep Wildflower seed in the sand and wind May the four winds blow you home again Roll away, the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew Roll away, roll away the dew"

Uh... Tell that to the Donner Party... They will eat you alive:

Ooops. My bad. LoL Maybe it was the delivery... ? You sounded so serious!

I know what I am gonna post is strictly taboo according to the original post and rules about straying off topic of just posting spots. But just as you get that warm, fuzzy adorable feeling when people work together... So do I. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the Buffalo Bills and Hammer's Lot last for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their finest hour."

With my mind on the Croce thread and the mix up with Harry Chapin... Anybody mention:

And songs. Harry Chapin sang about flying (metaphor for getting high) in his taxi... But was killed in his VW by being rear-ended by a semi on the Long Island expressway. If you were playing baseball and up to bat... You would have struck out badly by taking three strong wiffs at the air... But not before fouling the pitcher off on 20 consecutive pitches. LoL... You were listening, but just couldn't put it all together. Kinda Nathan Peterson-esque. I'd put you on my roster! LoL... ?? Sucky bus drivers too.

I hate Illinois Nazis. Your grandmother drive around in heaven? Take Peter & God across heaven's Peace Bridge to play high stakes bingo.