ExiledInIllinois

"Auto Brewery Syndrome" https://www.pennlive.com/food/2019/10/mans-stomach-was-brewing-its-own-beer.html?outputType=amp "Police and doctors didn't believe a 46-year-old man who swore that he hadn't had alcohol before he was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving. His blood alcohol level was 0.2, more than twice the legal limit for operating a car. He refused a breathalyzer test, was hospitalized and later released. But the facts remained in contention. Then researchers discovered the unusual truth: Fungi in the man's digestive system was turning carbohydrates into alcohol - a rarely diagnosed condition known as "auto-brewery syndrome."

Is this the official 2019 version of: "I did not have sex with that woman..." What do you expect? He's the worst POTUS ever. Betcha Franklin Pierce just gave the crypt keepers a fist bump! Andrew Johnson and James Buchanan too:

It's just ***** up. That's all I have to say. Another brilliant sweeping generalization by the Gaylord Focker of the board: IDBillzFan. What the hell they putting in the water there? Hey Greg... I got nipples, can you milk me? /smh

I am the smallest greatest of all time. But, you're wrong... I am NOT drunk. Just high.

LoL... Damn flashbacks... Because I am watching you. Are you having a "Superman" day too? ?

I'd respect that. But he won't. Sniffles takes himself too seriously. Look how proud he is of himself to Yinzers. Trump is talking to the children from Romper Room... Even up-talking:

Face it. Our President is a crook. Deal with it. It's why guys like Hot Rod Blago are doing time in the Fed Pen. It is what it is when these business guys drain the swamp, create a new "pay to play pen." There are a long list of Illinois crooks turned politicians that think the same way as Trump... Both Dem and Repub. But yay!... We want to change the culture in DC. Be careful what you wish for, you may actually get it. Nothing like turning back the clock to a more corrupt era. There is only so much you can do. Most things have been tried before... That's why the ethical rules are the way they are... Authoritarians like Trump might not like the rules, but it's the best we got.

Not sure if this was posted? "The Krueger Effect" https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/27905088/the-krueger-effect-how-new-buffalo-sabres-coach-led-turnaround

Yeah... You're right big deal, he mispoke and I forgot to search. Mods please merge with other thread. Thanx.

Good post. Fair. Just hope we get through the flames and live by your words! I am definitely left yet think their environment polices are off the rails @ times. I live with it. It (Leftist enviro policy) can only harm the economy... Which I am not happy about. Because that harms me and what I do with regard to the economy and environment. But a clean world is still better. I am just being selfish if I lean right because of enviro polices. Sure it would benefit me and my family in an occupational way. Professionally we are balancing both here while heavy industry and shipping thrives in a drastically improving environment... So some right wing economic policies mixed with left wing enviro regulation and stewardship is working. It doesn't have to be zero-sum, economy or environment. I still support the left but just in a "Rambunctious Garden" approach when dealing with the environment and economy. "As these words were spoken I swear I hear the old man laughing. What good is a used up world and how could it be worth having?"

Red light runner. Car T-bones him to save family pushing stroller with baby in it: https://www.azfamily.com/video/a-narrow-escape-after-a-red-light-runner-almost-hits/video_92901f95-93b7-5c17-a5c6-827d08b961ae.html

/smh... Have at it Trump Apologists, are you smarter than a 5th Grader? A beautiful wall, a big one that really works. Oh my... The old guy is getting dementia...

No. I have no will power.

Or drive thru da hood with flats trying to get to a safer place... So you can go nitey nite in relative peace till 10:15 am. LoL...

How about vinyl wrap like they do with cars. Shrink it to fit helmet. Heck, why not just have two sanctioned helmets. Fly like an eagle to get a TD!

Triggered! Deplorable Snowflakes storm the proceedings to "protest" the ill treatment their corrupt leader is receiving. Time to check your moral compass RepubliCrooks: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republicans-storm-closed-door-impeachment-hearing-as-escalating-ukraine-scandal-threatens-trump/2019/10/23/29877c06-f5a5-11e9-8cf0-4cc99f74d127_story.html?outputType=amp

See her tires? WTF!

Like @DC Tom said, think you're having a "rough day?" Try being this lady: /smh

I'd tell you... But then I'd have to kill you. And that ain't right... But, I'd have justification. Hey... You have to dribble... Oops, I mean drivel, DRIVEL somewhere!? ...Look who's talking (me)...LoL

Yes, I agree. Or cross into NYS under the cover of night and throw it on @Gugny 's well manicured lawn. Much more fun! The guy I quoted probably just moved to MassaNaziachussets and didn't know the laws. I give him a pass. Unlike my sister who was getting free cable tv and called the cable company when the cable went out. That's inexcusable. LoL...

You'll wise crack all right when you wake up to find that a MassHole jumped the border @ night and left you a little present. You wake up with a spent hot water heater, water softener, and showerhead on your freshly manicured lawn. "From Massachusetts with love!" ~Land of the Free, but all others just don't DIY Laugh it up funny boy! Collateral damage is hell! ?

Wow... What crazy azz state and I thought Illannoy was bad. You aren't allowed to do your own plumbing projects in Massaholeachussets, now this! What a bunch of *****. Only thing worse than Masshole Nazis, well sorta: Read this about Mass... I guess you gotta dispose of stuff in cover of night after first crossing into either: NY, CT, VT, NH, or RI... Pick your dumping spot: "Oh Boy, I live in Mass and last week I was "grabbed" by our local plumbing inspector because I put a broken hot water heater out for trash pickup. He told me that it was illegal for me to buy and install my own plumbing fixtures. I told him that I just called my City Public Works Dept. and told them that I had an old broken hot water heater that I replaced and needed to buy the $20 red sticker so that the trash people would dispose of it for me. Why didn't that Dept. tell me that I could not do any work on my own home? He said that Mass. does not allow me to do any work on my own because I do not have a license. The store where I bought the heater did not tell me that, the Public Works did not tell me that. I now have had to call a local plumber and he told me that the inspector here will make him take out the heater that I put in and re-install the same heater all over again. This state is getting stupider by the minute. I am going to call my State Rep and tell him I want a copy of all the laws in Mass that affect me and my property. I am now afraid to cut my own front lawn, they will probably tell me that I have to glue all the clippings back and call a landscaper. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. And I vote for these people. Happy New Year to the gang of dummies on Beacon Hill and City Hall."

Get the LARGE print version. I think it's somewhere in settings...

Exactly. Obviously he's not concussed. Just sounds like an old school NFL comment by a QB getting beat. Why are people jumping on the literal meaning like he is crazy? Oh yeah, because social media is ruled by the mob... A mob induced pile on. The game is so fast, Patriots** find a way to get an edge... Heck, wouldn't put it past them to do something dirty... Their credibility speaks for itself. The kid was seeing ghosts out there... He was lost. Big deal, own it. At least he's being honest with his coaches. People take everything literally and then pile on. /smh And I hate the Jets... This is just low by the public social media mob. NFL Films cleared that audio... Because they have a sense of history. People today are so dumb and just jerks.

Where was Otto Pilot: