ExiledInIllinois

Thats recent.

Not born till 4 years 7 months later. But my sister was 4 months old.

Today production is outpacing pay by ~8%... Even as I chat on my phone via a message board, with one eye looking out and an ear to the ground listening for the bossman. Is it 4 o'clock yet?, so that pencil-pusher can go home. ? CC: @BringBackFergy @Cripple Creek (My two biggest skeptics and eternal foils.)

What's NOT made in China, consumer goods that is?

"They called me chicken legs, they called me four-eyes They called me fatso, they called me buckwheat They called me Eddie..." Actually, my father called me: Chico when I was a small boy. I wonder if he knew it meant "small boy" in Spanish or because I looked like Freddie Prinze? I am not a "Francisco."

What did Jackie Robinson do? Smash a racist with a bat?

Is this a paid testimonial? IF so, by law you have to disclose it. LoL...

I will see you that J.Allen .gif & raise you. Flossing JA: This will be his SuperBowl TD celebration when he scores 5 rushing TDs for the game... BUT only throws for a Buck-98 and rushes for 101 yards. Put that 299 yards all purpose yards in your pipe, haters! CC: @Gugny (Because he cares!)

Deducting his Gas-X bill as a major write off! Hey, that's believable.

Intent is part of the law. "Scienter": Intent or knowledge of wrongdoing.

Yeah... True. Then she will toot one and she'll think it's the most hysterical (I use that word in a totally egalitarian and non-sexist way!) comedic event since the The Three Stooges! Probably why it's so funny: Female Farts Smell Worse than Male Farts & 6 Facts YOU Need to Know About Farts

This too. I got Wife and I cellphone numbers 20+ years ago. The last 4 numbers of those are same as last 4 of landline. The exchange* is just first number different. I am on the "3", she's on the "5." Landline has local area exchange first three numbers. *Exchange is NOT area code. Not last 4... But middle 3 or so I always thought going back to named exchanges. My inlaws are in 80s... That's all they really know is our landline, but MiL is starting to call the cells...

Don't get me started Mister! What are you implying!? ?? Working previously as a concrete company foreman in New Jersey is a prefectly appropriate credential for becoming an NFL ref! Wasn't he on that Giants Stadium job 40+ years ago? ?????

Want E-Lighting?

How do cells work with 911 systems? Are VOIPs handling them properly now? Once again... Safety. A landline is 24 volts. How do you charge your cellphone in case of an emergency. Landline can provide emergency power:

There's always one in the crowd. Heres a little tactic you can use:

Cellphone you can block the # and at times your carrier will recognize it as high volume spammer, spoofer. But... A blocked call will still appear as blocked in your notifications tray. Or, in the log.

Dorothy, you're NOT in Kansas anymore...

Because... Safety. Everybody is cutting cord, that means "all cell circuits will be jammed in the event of emergency or disaster." Landlines will be less stressed. My new landline cordless phones block 2,000. And had Bluetooth... So cellphones (up to two) will ring thru on my landline cordless... Or dial out. Put the cell pn charge and use cordless landline.

I did that with my Son's iPhone in on a ski slope a bunch of years back. What an idiot, kids, taking things for granted. Zipper the damn pocket... Ski upright! Then... We are lift and some other girl is calling her dad saying she lost her debit card. WTF... Is this what privileged looks like in the 2010s? How about zero fail... Don't lose your shi... Nail, tack it, strap it down! Watch, I'll lose my phone tomorrow. Old neighbor lady was in a panic a bunch of weeks back, she left her iPhone on top of her sister's are before going to church. Baby Jesus with the help of GPS found it, albeit cracked screen, on the road. LoL...

Millennials love a good view?

Zing! What a tuuuuf crowd.

"...Islands in the streamThat is what we areNo one in betweenHow can we be wrongSail away with meTo another worldAnd we rely on each other, ah haFrom one lover to another, ah ha..."

@DC Tom will NOT be source shamed. Wiki like Uber is legit just ask #1 Uber investor @KD in CA. Oh... BTW, can you pick him up in your Toyota Tundra. He's a little low on funds this month and wants to go to TacoBell. UberEats will suffice if you don't want chalupa crumbs everywhere. Think of the poor people. They need fast food too! Thank you for your service! FOR ONCE, I stayed on topic. OP topic!!!