ExiledInIllinois

"She really should be wearing chaps, steel toed safety shoes, min +6" w/defined heel/metatarsal coverage and head/eye protection!" ~ @Foxx (He watched that show that takes place in Alaska... What was the name of the show?) Oh: Yeah. Only if she's compliant.

You rock! I can't even get my wife to back the car in the driveway (that ain't code!). She says: "I am a librarian NOT a ***** bus driver." WOW! Such a snob! A butter knife (dull) is probably more dangerous than a regular knife. False sense of security. Yes... +1. Like she should have situational awareness with any saw. They are equally as dangerous. FWIW... #1 occupational injury at my employer: US Army Corps... Is tree related. Hard to believe it ain't jumping carp. We (in District) actually have a survey boat named in honor of a fella who got killed felling a tree. /smh. Yet... I do see the humor in the OP's post! ESSAYONS!

Dude... It's dark up there 24/7 now and the bears are hibernating... Sheesh... Have a little faith!

Not to go sideways... Isn't that entrapment how they got him? Yay... Mandatory sentences... Haven't those been turned on their heads too?

The world's biggest cheat? Lance Armstrong of football?

So there are brownies out that will put you in a wheelchair if not careful when going off the public supply chain? Gee, that's a shock.

Just talking to a co-worker. His father was in the painter's union... Retiree... Had Christmas party... The union lawyer was giving the pot talk... About when they pass it here in Illinois, January first. The lawyer said... It stays in system, edible, for 30 days. If you fall and get hurt... Even if it's not your fault... You're screwed. Lose everything. Even health insurance. So people... Be careful what you eat... Things are getting cloudier.

Good question... What happens if I accidentally eat one and then come back here to Illinois and fail piss test. They are ready to make it legal in Illinois... No biggy, great..n but things will get confusing. It's still on Fed list and tested for.

The original Chipotle is there. LoL... By University of Denver. My son made us stop there when we flew into Denver before the drive out to SteamBoat. I wasn't impressed. Buffalo Bill's gave site is up in foothills... On Look Out Mountain in Golden, CO. We stopped there too.

You conveniently overlooked my TROLLhättan (Sweden) pic. Figures. Here's a classic... You're a mean one Mr.Ferguson:

We used to have this: https://www.buffalobills.com/video/behind-the-pom-poms-with-the-buffalo-jills-10475871 And for you Old-Timers like @Cripple Creek Then we got new ownership, became WAF, and have a train horn @Gugny simply loves... Led to this: https://www.buffalobills.com/video/the-stampede-rock-the-ralph-13587501 YOU be the judge!

I already fired my peace round with the Bing & Bowie collaboration... So I will just leave you with this: ? Oh... But they (the government) do interfere in Scandinavia with concrete walls and huts:

IMO... The best ones are winter/seasonal related. Not necessarily dedicated solely to the Holidays: (I believe a G.Lightfoot cover???) (I believe a Joni Mitchell written song) CC: Special shout out to my special pals@Cripple Creek & @BringBackFergy .. Hey that sure looks like a canal, lock they are skating on... Must be the Rideau in Ottawa, Ontario... Right??? Quite a cool "skateway") ? Canals & locks are so cool for many things!?

Both. BUT, I guess this is a classic now:

You do have to remember... Bills were one of his #1 nemesis during his playing days. I don't hold his engrained hate built into him against him. We are a tough crowd. God Bless him... But he's still a tool.

Chicago, people forget is a French Town... Few places here since the invention in the 1950s...

Bob Marley.

Their Philly cheesesteak poutine rocks!

Pisces:

First one: Okay... Now for the really hard one:

When you type your ire... Always copy. Or type it somewhere else and copy and paste it in. Just like here on the board... You'll never get burned again losing your penned masterpiece & it's piece de resistance! Then if nothing happens, keep on sending, hopefully they get dozens of the same message!

I was wondering if it was a drone raven.

Exactly. Not that I mind... I love meat! LoL... But the double standards are beyond annoying. It's a power trip. A tease. Good thing she's not in the Southern Hemisphere hanging with the penguins... Those guys are pigs! Yeah... And you thought they were cute, smart, intelligent, fast swimmers that could out wit a superior mammal like a killer whale. Think again!

Happy B Day!!!!! [Belated]

Well kinda of. If all these guys say yes... Ain't that the very definition of a slut. And please speak up... I have bad eyesight.