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ExiledInIllinois

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  1. You're not in the Everglades area? Seems, only place they aren't outside of West/Inter-Mountain West...
  2. Well at least he's not a companywhore. Should have put it in the contract. Want the naming rights... You do this and pay this. Don't do that. Etc...
  3. She didn't know. From 2018: https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mary-kay-letourneau-teacher-who-had-affair-with-student-said-she-didnt-know-it-was-illegal
  4. Good riddance. Ties and monkey ? suits are petri dishes. Just don't dry clean it. LoL... See above post. ? See, easy...
  5. Great place...Friends with the owner(s)... Grew up on same street.
  6. Rain ? snow ❄ and now ?. Deal with it. But it's all junk mail now. I do agree. Will get hacked back soon.
  7. There is a pho place on Seneca... Off of Transit. Not bad!
  8. Yup. His hand was a Dead giveaway. Noticed it right after I posted. Lost that fingertip at age 4. Did you notice it? Hence my clue!
  9. Yeah. After it blooms... We gotta hack the crap out of it. I hope it is not pissing the mail lady off... A few weeks ago,, we were supposed to get a package. The tracking app said "Animal Interference." My daughter thinks it was a bee. I asked the mail lady, she didn't know about it and claims it could have been somewhere else. The package was in mailbox the next day. LoL... Oh, But... In a way... Trying to keep the flowering plants at bay may be keeping the hummingbirds away effectively! People complain about not having fireflies anymore. It's because people keep their yards TOO neat, well lit.
  10. Clue: Look close for the giveaway!
  11. Urgh! A Music War https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urgh!_A_Music_War
  12. O Brother, Were Art Thou? Any votes for Risky Business?
  13. Plant trumpet vine. Easy to grow. Hardy. And the hummingbirds flock to it. This is my mail box. Started with a sprig from New York. One bird even buzzed me this year...
  14. How about the Drunken Micks. Would they be offended by that?
  15. His chauffeur swings by. ? ? Unfortunately, I will be here all week. Don't try the veal. It sucks.
  16. I park as far away as possible. NEVER up front.
  17. Here's a novel idea: Park next to a corral.
  18. I don't mind it. Just clean your mess up. Going to work today was terrible on side streets. Get a pass at 0430. But, should be cleaned sometime today.
  19. All our electronic thermometers are flashed in China ??. Just think if they are all calibrated low a few degrees. Notice... there are basically all the same model. You heard it first here! ? ? Only one answer. We need to calibrate and certify:
  20. Great lyrics: "You will not be able to stay home, brother You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out You will not be able to lose yourself on skag And skip out for beer during commercials, because The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be brought to you By Xerox in four parts without commercial interruptions The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle And leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams, and Spiro Agnew To eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal The revolution will not get rid of the nubs The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because The revolution will not be televised, brother There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mae Pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance NBC will not be able predict the winner At 8:32 on report from twenty-nine districts The revolution will not be televised There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay There will be no pictures of Whitney Young Being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Roy Wilkins Strolling through Watts in a red, black, and green liberation jumpsuit That he has been saving for just the proper occasion "Green Acres", "Beverly Hillbillies", and "Hooterville Junction" Will no longer be so damn relevant And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane On "Search for Tomorrow" Because black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day The revolution will not be televised There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news And no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists And Jackie Onassis blowing her nose The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or Francis Scott Keys Nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash Engelbert Humperdinck, or The Rare Earth The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be right back After a message about a white tornado White lightning, or white people You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom The tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl The revolution will not go better with Coke The revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breath The revolution will put you in the driver's seat The revolution will not be televised Will not be televised Will not be televised Will not be televised The revolution will be no re-run, brothers The revolution will be live"
  21. I just got a new Samsung phone. First one in 5 years. So, basically, it was wise NOT going with their 5G Galaxy???
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