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"Life should be fun not dumbβ
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall
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"Life should be fun not dumbβ
ExiledInIllinois replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall
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The Return Of Today I Learned!!
ExiledInIllinois replied to Canadian Bills Fan's topic in Off the Wall
Tough too! Did you see the story of Binx? https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_60e958e0e4b06dfc5e21a1a2/amp Anyway, I recall reading that cats right themselves in mid air and use like a parachute effect. -
You'd throw the game too! ππ
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Guys who "trap and relocate" woodchuck w/a full-sized Japanese pick-up truck. I am NOT naming names... But I wonder if @BringBackFergy agrees! ππ
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Maybe they really hate each other and scheduled weddings for same weekend so as they wouldn't have to attend each other's wedding? QBs and their respective sig others I suppose can be very catty when planning the stereotypical high-end QB wedding. ππ€£ No doubt, this ain't helping the QB Competition...
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Itβs back, better than evar! π»π§Έ
ExiledInIllinois replied to Beerball's topic in Off the Wall
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming: -
"...Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world Except for Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Well, I'd left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man" Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola...
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Why does it take two years? The pandemic? πππ "The allegations against Barkevious Mingo Warning: The following section contains alleged details of a sexual assault. In documents obtained by Sports Illustrated's Jon Wertheim, the Arlington Police Department alleges that the incident in question occurred on the Fourth of July in 2019, when Mingo allegedly invited a male teenage family member and his friend out for the day. The trio allegedly spent the holiday at Six Flags Over Texas, a go-kart complex and a steakhouse, with Mingo also treating the boys to several purchases from Nike.com. They then allegedly returned to a hotel where Mingo was staying. At 3 a.m., the friend of Mingo's relative claims he woke up with Mingo in bed with him, then woke up later with Mingo pulling down his underwear. The alleged victim said he was scared and pretended to be asleep while Mingo rubbed a burning lotion into his skin and rubbed his penis along his buttocks. The alleged victim's mother reportedly filed a complaint in Jan. 2021."
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Frank Clark arrested for felony
ExiledInIllinois replied to YoloinOhio's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
"Don't believe in the Uzi It just went off in my hand" -
How much would you spend on a massage chair
ExiledInIllinois replied to ndirish1978's topic in Off the Wall
I'd pay 300 rupees: -
She's got quite the "reflecto" thing working. Very classy... Cleaning lady in the mirror in background... Taking out the garbage. Very exotic & erotic! /smdh
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Big Ben is that you? AND what did you do with our leh-nerd skin-erd!
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Rod Serling died years ago. 1975 to be exact @ age 50. Can't be him.
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Itβs back, better than evar! π»π§Έ
ExiledInIllinois replied to Beerball's topic in Off the Wall
Wow! What a coincidence. "Nuisance People" also go to work for the USACE. Looks like we both have over 30 years tucked away in a zoo! π -
Yeah, something going on with face.. Broad shoulders too. Mix in the muscles, total man. Body builders, IMO are always too masculine. Pass.
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Wasps: Do you wanna live in piles of insects? Bees: Do you wanna eat? Shame on you... You need to suck it up! ππ
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Oops. π I subscribe to the "only way to beat your phobias is to confront your phobias." LoL... I didn't grab that bugger, I flicked him into a *pitcher! *Don't fret, we haven't drank juice or lemonade outta that pitcher for years. It's permanently on "sump duty" to trap and relocate wayward critters! π
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Sounds like the airlines when dealing with obnoxious Pats* fans: "...A short time later, police saw the vehicle in line at the McDonald's drive-thru on Shrewsbury Street and closed in, at one point attempting to call the fast food restaurant to ask that they slow down their service at the window, according to scanner reports. Simoncini went to McDonald's and saw his truck, which he believes will be a total loss. He said he was stunned that the woman had been ordering food at the drive-thru. "She ordered chicken nuggets," he said. "Can you believe that?"..."