ExiledInIllinois

Just asked my wife, what the worst 'ketchup foul' ever was, she said: "When Ronald Reagan declared ketchup a 'vegetable' in school lunches." Good one! Good one Babe! ...And The Survey says! Sorry, not laughing at the closing of the plant. My condolences. I really love Canadian ketchup flavored potato chips too!

My Wife: Avoid handsome Cheektowagian [TOO late honey!] 😆

To err is human, to rub it in, divine. ~Chinese Fortune Cookie. Cripes, now I gotta think of someone. Okay... Thinking of someone. Male. Alive. "Every swing brings me closer to my next home run. 😜" ~TheBambino

LoL! 💥 outta the park!

Johnny swinging for the fences too! 😃 Walt Disney

Nice! 😆

Can't Unring Bell.

One of these days I am gonna hit it out of the park... You Guys better be honest and not change the person. 😉 😜

Ray Kroc.

He was the original grandpa Zeb Walton for the original Walton's television movie. How much more American can you get than that?

Ha! Check the second name on your bank account! Thanks for making beneficiary on the life insurance too! 😉 😜 I bet those guys are broke too. https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/heres-how-salary-corresponds-to-penis-size-study/

JC! People... I don't want to answer because I will get accused of cheating. Wow... How honesty and one bad rap black balls a person! Make it last, the suspense is terrible. Hope it will last!

Stuart Little!

I like the cut of your jib! Please don't take that expression the wrong way! Unfortunately, I have to hide these "Zombie 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ Apocalypse" rations from the ever wandering "ration & quality control" better half! She's such a minimalist... But she will be thanking her lucky stars when the world ends and we are eating hot Chinese mustard 😋 with packets of Arby's Sauce while our neighbors are eating dirt!

No. It's bigger, faster, stronger... But not better. In fact, it's worse.

Happy Birthday Guff!

We need more big Bros like you! 😆

@T&C... @Gugny named that person in 12 minutes! I am impressed, okay, it was Rick Astley, I wasn't impressed. What a Gug-thing to do! 😆

Italian Beef too! Combos, with Italian sausage too!

Hot mix

Nico Hard to believe, aye? Christa Päffgen (16 October 1938 – 18 July 1988

Is she loaded? I guess this nullifies my previous question. NOT that money 💰 💵 💲 is important...

Would you? Hey... Asking for @Johnny Hammersticks... 😆

Yup! Bergen wrote comic strip too...