ExiledInIllinois

AGREE! Smacking the hand is a way of pushing the hand away from getting hurt even worse.

Agree. What a twisted world we live in. If it's true, wow... WTF, people are weird. If it's not true, wow... WTF, people are weird.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming:

"...Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world Except for Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Well, I'd left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man" Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola...

Why does it take two years? The pandemic? 🙄🙄🙄 "The allegations against Barkevious Mingo Warning: The following section contains alleged details of a sexual assault. In documents obtained by Sports Illustrated's Jon Wertheim, the Arlington Police Department alleges that the incident in question occurred on the Fourth of July in 2019, when Mingo allegedly invited a male teenage family member and his friend out for the day. The trio allegedly spent the holiday at Six Flags Over Texas, a go-kart complex and a steakhouse, with Mingo also treating the boys to several purchases from Nike.com. They then allegedly returned to a hotel where Mingo was staying. At 3 a.m., the friend of Mingo's relative claims he woke up with Mingo in bed with him, then woke up later with Mingo pulling down his underwear. The alleged victim said he was scared and pretended to be asleep while Mingo rubbed a burning lotion into his skin and rubbed his penis along his buttocks. The alleged victim's mother reportedly filed a complaint in Jan. 2021."

"Don't believe in the Uzi It just went off in my hand"

I'd pay 300 rupees:

She's got quite the "reflecto" thing working. Very classy... Cleaning lady in the mirror in background... Taking out the garbage. Very exotic & erotic! /smdh

Big Ben is that you? AND what did you do with our leh-nerd skin-erd!

Rod Serling died years ago. 1975 to be exact @ age 50. Can't be him.

Wow! What a coincidence. "Nuisance People" also go to work for the USACE. Looks like we both have over 30 years tucked away in a zoo! 😆

Yeah, something going on with face.. Broad shoulders too. Mix in the muscles, total man. Body builders, IMO are always too masculine. Pass.

Wasps: Do you wanna live in piles of insects? Bees: Do you wanna eat? Shame on you... You need to suck it up! 😉😜

Oops. 😏 I subscribe to the "only way to beat your phobias is to confront your phobias." LoL... I didn't grab that bugger, I flicked him into a *pitcher! *Don't fret, we haven't drank juice or lemonade outta that pitcher for years. It's permanently on "sump duty" to trap and relocate wayward critters! 😉

Sounds like the airlines when dealing with obnoxious Pats* fans: "...A short time later, police saw the vehicle in line at the McDonald's drive-thru on Shrewsbury Street and closed in, at one point attempting to call the fast food restaurant to ask that they slow down their service at the window, according to scanner reports. Simoncini went to McDonald's and saw his truck, which he believes will be a total loss. He said he was stunned that the woman had been ordering food at the drive-thru. "She ordered chicken nuggets," he said. "Can you believe that?"..."

I just fished this fella out of my sump pump pit. I missed the first time and he hid below the pump. Got him second time. Relocated him to "Bullfrog Central" at the pond in the cemetery behind my house: Poor fella he would have croaked there if I didn't trap and relocate him... Cats, on other had would have went nuts in basement had it made it past and over the sump cover! 😕😞

Honestly... Maybe it's just me. I'd just let a drone fly me. Pay the tech kid $13 bucks an hour and give him a joystick. I am still taking a bigger chance driving my sorry azz to the airport. I'd take my chances with a $26 ticket and a hermetically sealed transport pod separating me from all the other poor slobs out there. 😆

Not saying you have to act up on the spot. Time and place for everything. What would have happen had they'd told you that you had to park it moving your children around? Did they at least treat you like a king for a day afterwards? 😆 Or kick you to curb with @sherpa's butt wash and broken aviator glasses? 😉😜

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Maybe profit was extreme. My bad... But there's gotta be mechanisms to lesson their loss. YET they mitigate their loses at the expense of the customers. Do the honorable thing. Yet, they blame the rules and stick it to the good ones. The problems get deeper. Congratulations, the company survives another day by falling in line with bad behavior and punishing everyone. Who's gonna change that bad behavior? The individual or corporate. Keep the kicked off one's bags on the plane... Fly it to the destination. Maybe a bit extreme, seize anything of value. 😆... Fly all 2 rule abiding passengers if needed, treat them like queens and kings for a day... Shower them with rewards. You get more flies with honey than vinegar. I got no problem with what they did, just make it up to the rule abiding patrons. After all, they're just following the rules too...

https://www.thefrugalnavywife.com/17-uses-for-fels-naptha-that-will-change-your-life/ #3 Among others...

When will the madness end! https://ktla.com/news/california/norcal-woman-idd-as-camper-pulled-from-tent-killed-by-grizzly-bear-in-montana/amp/ Why in da hell was there even a whiff of food in or near a tent... Are these people idiots? The scent lingers! "...Lokan was killed on the bear’s second visit to the site where she and two fellow bicyclists were camping near the post office, officials said. The approximately 400-pound (181 kilogram) grizzly first awakened the campers about 3 a.m., officials said. They took food out of their tents, secured it and went back to sleep, they said. ..." I know she's dead... But didn't she commit a cardinal camping mistake? ESPECIALLY in bear country... Food in a tent. Why not just smear yourself with salmon juice and paint your lips with strawberry Chapstik and go night night in da woods! The scent is still there! Insane. Absolutely nothing has to have scent near a tent! Dining area, fly set up away, downwind... Same with hanging the "bear bag." Smart campers brush their teeth w/baking soda and wash, clean up, do everything with Fels Naptha... Downwind of where they sleep! This ain't on the bear... BUT it is, incredible. What say ye @BringBackFergy @Beerball "Bear Point-Counterpoint" extraordinaires!

Since @Beerball won, he's NOT gonna mind me jumping the queue AND heck... Why can't we have two ongoing. Who's this young lad!

***** corporate suicide. Airlines suck balls, and pandering to the bad passengers has created a downward spiral for the industry. This will just embolden people to act enmass and allow the airlines to hide behind rules, which they did. One can always hide behind safety and security and fail to do the honorable thing. They sure as ***** profited from the delay... They didn't take a loss no matter what they tell you about rules and regs. Kudos, they played it right. Did they compensate the others? Lose money on deal and make the abiding passengers whole. I would hope. Give them a free round trip ticket somewhere else? Put them up in a hotel, take them to breakfast, etc... 😆 Yeah, in 2021 @ the "bus station of the sky." LoL... Maybe we need to travel less. 😏

I just wish I had my air mattress! 😊...