ExiledInIllinois

I am only 11 years older than you. 😉 😜

Same here! BA, '90.

My children's principal was class of 2004. Yikes. I got socks older than that! 😏

Do you think a unicorn exists and do you wear a uniform? 😏 Did you go to a university or a college? 😆

What say ye? A utility... AN utility... It does break the "vowel rule." You should have shived Sister Scary Mary Lou win A utility knife! 😉

😆... That will play real well in Peoria. I died on that hill many times! 😆 I admire your courage! 😉

It's because you're a dentist! Like the one's that get in trouble... Always the cop's kids! 😏 😉 😜

From Mr.Webster: "If the word begins with a vowel sound, use an, such as in "an honorable man," and with spoken acronyms like "an FBI agent." Words like historic, with a pronounced "H," can use either a or an. In the eternal, and generally fruitless, quest to find some way to make English make sense, many people look for simple rules to apply to our language.

But they got better with more research: Happy B-Day KD... Have some ginger!

OR. What say ye. It's: "What say ye?"

What's a pirate's ☠ favorite letter?

'Merica! I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers... Can you blame me?

I think it was Sunday night too in BFLo. Wasn't Dr.Demento and the "King Biscuit Flower Hour?" Don't know why that's sticking in my memory...

Long snappers, even more specialized. What a life! 😏

Your wish is my command: Like @Gugnyon a Davenport canoodling to all hours of the morning 🌄 😴... https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/CSKT-Wildlife-Management-underpass-tunnel-bear-sleeping-hiker/5461628277524/ They get priority, just like commercial craft transiting a canal. Stay away people! "Wildlife officials in Montana are warning members of the public to keep away from wildlife underpasses after a napping hiker slept through an encounter with a bear. The Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes Wildlife Management Program posted photos to Facebook showing a bear traveling through the Highway 93 underpass tunnel and walking right past an apparent hiker who had sheltered in the tunnel for a nap. ...: CC: @Mike in Horseheads @Beerball

Trivia: They didn't start marketing deodorant to women until about a 100 years ago. Men about 80. Put 2x2 together with that gap. 😆 Conclusion: People always stunk. Now, our stank is just prettier now and someone just makes money off it. 😏

PSA... FYI... https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/ashton-kutcher-and-mila-kunis-rarely-bathe-their-kids-but-experts-say-theyre-right/ HOW OFTEN SHOULD YOU BATHE KIDS? The advice is fairly mixed on exactly how often you should wash them, but the majority of the advice agrees that you do not have to wash them every day. The American Academy of Dermatology Association recommends that children between the ages of six and 11 do not need a daily bath, and one-two times a week will be sufficient. However, they add that – as Kutcher and Kunis suggest – you should bathe them when you can see the dirt, e.g. after they have been wallowing in mud. They also recommend bathing them after they have been in a pool, ocean, or other body of water, or when you can smell them. When they hit puberty, they should move on to daily showers. Smaller children may need washing more, largely due to their truly impressive dirt-seeking tendencies. Babies do not need to be washed every day, though the National Health Service of the UK suggests there is no harm in bathing them often if they enjoy it. HOW OFTEN SHOULD YOU BATHE? The advice on this too is mixed. Daily showers of course have the benefit of reducing your body odor, though some are worried that we may be showering too often and potentially damaging our microbiomes. One study published in Science Advances analyzed the fecal, oral, and skin bacterial microbiome and resistome of members of an isolated Yanomami Amerindian village, who had had no previous contact with Western people, finding that they hosted "a microbiome with the highest diversity of bacteria and genetic functions ever reported in a human group". Despite having had no contact with antibiotics, they harbored bacteria with functional antibiotic resistance genes, suggesting that protecting the natural microbiome may have benefits for humans if we can learn to live without our daily showers.

I don't see a problem. Gonna dig my dad up and give him a smoke 🚬. Dad always enjoyed his Camel 🐫 cigarettes. 😆

The new normal is the old abnormal.

I am not a pencil pusher. Above my pay grade.

It worked for me! And with Da COVIDs... Nobody can smell anyway!

"Katy tried, I was halfway crucified I was on the other side Of no tomorrow You walked in, and my life began again Just when I'd spent the last Piaster I could borrow..."

ft. Stephen Marley doing Fugees version...