Yeah... Gross-A-Mondo! At least get dental implants. Always good to get the implants! Go with the implants. Will say it one more time, implants will never let you down!
I can handle the text message: "Hey Honey, we're outta tampons can you pick some up on the way home?" BUT... "Hey Honey, can you swing by Walgreens and grab a tube of Super Poligrip?" is definitely a turn off!
Sorry. I have say: No way Jose!