ExiledInIllinois

Yeah... I am stickler for the small things. This ain't gate jumping at 0400 in Hammer's Lot! 😉

We have Keenum. He knows the Vike's playbook. [ @Mr. WEO] 😉 😜 😘

Good call! That's right, he played on the Vikings in 2017. 😏

Dear Jesus... Please forgive Opening Day 2003 in Orchard Park, New York

Less than honorable to go against your word, but not cheating. Saleh is the first Muslim HC. I wonder what the "Owner's Manual" (IE: Quran) has to say about "honor" and your word? I know what the Bible says. I forgive you Robert Saleh! 😆 ~Matthew 6:14-15 "For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you, but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses."

Yeah. Remember Opening Day in Buffalo when Bills signed Lawyer Malloy. 31-0. Sam Adams big day against the Pats* w/Bills* in 2003 against future SuperBowl Champions. Brady looked horrible when Bills knew the plays! Bills did it too... Opening Day 2003.

Saleh going back on his word. https://heavy.com/sports/new-york-jets/robert-saleh-buffalo-bills-jared-mayden/

I think she stuck her head in a oven.

69.3. The NFL has a chip in the ball. SOURCE: @SlimShady'sSpaceForce, TheShoutBox.😊

Does this mean we don't get the new stadium?

Most serious issues are always funny. It's funny because it's not light. Humor is not always light. It worked because you're fighting it.

You can laugh at serious things. Laughing isn't a one-way street. The husband, Asperger's - ADHD Kanye, windows up in the car thing was spot on!

Totally funny... Because that's how suburban parents act. Jets is a suburban base. One of the few franchises without a majority of their fans in any county in the US. The skit goes deeper. It's an indictment on our society just done in a deep jocular way. Even the establishment. Cop gets into it.

It can apply to any sports fans. I think there was a deeper joke in here. Just easy to isolate the suburban Jets fans. And also Eagles.

The funny thing about the skit is not the J-E-T-S part... It's the parents wondering why bullying goes on with the children.

Another funny one from last night. Maybe this has a "world appeal:"

Helping your buddy out in Illinois? 😉

Absolutely! BFLo will be a haven for "Climate Refugees!" 😏 ...Just pack your toque!

You had to quote me with my brutal misspelling! 😉 😜 Yeah. Illinois ain't no joyride either. Bruuutal!

John Elway did it too. Probably the first whiner. Cried about opposing crowd noise too when it was a penalty. 😕

The only one without a Canadian border: Wisconsin. Wait, that's kinda like Canada.

Babe Ruth got the first combined no-hitter in MLB history. He went 0 innings. Walked first guy, argued with the ump and got ejected. Ernie Shore went the rest of the way... After the first base runner was thrown out trying to steal. That's a real combined no-hitter! ***** you cumulonimbus clouds! You can't rain on my parade! 😏

Of course it's full of WTF moments. It's full of WTF moments because playoffs are watered down. You'd normally see ***** like this during the season. Of course there's only been 19 combined no-hitters in history BUT 11 have come in last 20 years. https://www.nonohitters.com/combined-no-hitters/ Pitch counts and metrics is going to make that a worthless achievement. So... Don't get me going Mister, I an so done with this nonsense.😉 Leave the darn kid in.

Football or baseball?