Mark VI

You should have dropped hints while you were still with her. Doris, the inflatable girlfriend ( with the basketball size suction mouth) would have been a nice birthday gift for her, with a bottle of Vodka.

Sad, but true.

..who was probably more worried about her Pimp $$..

Jerry Butler/Tom Sestak/Lou Piccone

Chapin was excellent. So was Muddy Waters, who I saw before he died. From recent years, I miss the Ramones.

WR Harold Carmichael played many years for Philly (70's-80's) and was 6-9. WR/TE Morris Stroud played for the Chiefs in the 70's. He was 6-10.

I arrowed ahead and noticed this girl who's in wrestling. I remember her on the cover of Playboy about a year ago. Her Playboy pictures were fantastic and she's far better looking now. http://www.womenstri-fitness.com/Galleries...lson_Torrie.htm

1 3XL . Thank you.

Yes. Showing our brilliance by drinking our Sunday breakfast and eating food off Kennys' Pinto. We're MENSA material.

New Jersey Telephone needs installers and telephone pole climbers to work on relays.

Berman and Jackson were the only football show I could stand. For the life of me, I cannot understand how anyone can actually watch that pre-game show DRECK with all those IQ of 6 ex-jocks. It's beyond painful torture.

In a 5-4 decision, the court upheld the ability of New London, Conn., to seize people's homes to make way for an office, residential and retail complex supporting a new $300 million research facility of the Pfizer pharmaceutical company. The city had argued that the project served a public use within the meaning of the Takings Clause of the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution because it would increase tax revenues, create jobs and improve the local economy. New London is almost void of jobs and has no economy to speak of, now that the Navy has pulled out. I understand the principle of pushing a few people from their homes. Point taken. Yet once they are done living there, the town will be abandoned without any real business. So the wishes of a handful of people takes priority over an entire region ? Plus the rest of the county has to pay higher taxes just to placate a few people ? A dying region is in need of this boost. Sometimes, situations arise that need tweeking for a good reason.

Would my GM discount qualify for dog sleds ? Can you get homeowners on Igloo's ?

OMG. Dump is being kind. I remember visiting New London when the Navy had subs there. What a blight. If several houses held up my entire town or region from revitalizing, such as the waterfront in Buffalo, I'd consider torching the places myself. Do these people actually wish to stay or extort more $$ ? I understand the principle completely but is this ruling a broad brush ? I can't see an army of bulldozers charging down the highways of America, ready to push under any neighborhood, due to a random developers blueprint.

So Fina didn't choke you all that hard. A true happy ending.

Have the kid blow a breathalyzer to make sure her sugar isn't over a .08.

Happy Birthday Diane. Have a bottle of Fox Creek 2001 Reserve Merlot with some grilled Koala to celebrate. Bon Appetite !

So he knifed through the crowd ?

When do the Bills ever negotiate through the press ?

I've always been treated well by every Buffalo Bill I've ever met. Seriously.

Who's wearing the kilt ?

Looked like a mating ritual. Did they split some quiche later ?

Sam Adams is 2 1/2 years younger . Just turned 32 last week.

Last call, kill the lights.

Serves you right for marrying their daughter. " You could have married Lester Feeley, the Proctologist . But Noooooo, you had to "settle" for a football fan ! "