Mark VI

The Sam Adams experience. Eat a Rack Of Lamb , then chase it down with a whole tenderloin. Then play a football game 30 minutes later.

The AVP experience. You eat all day at Tim Hortons while holding a clipboard.

What about Blondie ? Dagwood was always taking naps.

Agreed. If the season is shot, what's the rush ? He'll see some action in December and get his game experience, when fully healed.

When has it ever been a great day to be in D.C. ???

Got my forcast from local WKBW.

Perfect football weather.

Dicking around.... much cleaner.

Bet he has a better game than our QB this weekend. Hope I'm wrong but I'm usually not when #11 is involved.

He never got over those Fabio girls. It haunted him. Poor guy.

Remember all those Russian girls in his avatar . They were actually sex slaves in his house. Immigration raided the place. It's deserted. He'll pop up when the heat cools off.

A graphic picture of Sinatra nailing Ava Gardner That would bring him back.

10. More Comfy Chairs in the MaGuire Club 9. Better Silk Robes 8. More Hot Towels 7. More Massage Tables 6. At least 5 New Massage Girls. ( Take that, Bambi ! ) 5. A 2nd free snifter of Courvoisier 4. Red Bills Ascots. I'm tired of Blue ( Bah ! ) 3. A better flavor of Sorbet 2. Asparagus Tips with Our Lobster Tails and the #1 improvement needed at the Ralph.. BRING BACK FRIED BALONEY ! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING ??

Tom Jackson is razor sharp on NFL Primetime on Sunday nights. All the rest are a big step down. Why the Networks insist on putting 4,5 ex-Players together on those pre-game shows defies explanation. Those shows are terrible and so are the lineup of ex-players. Has anyone caught Spencer Tillman on the Saturday College games? I believe he's on CBS. He's excellent.

Or Dino...

I'm going for the tailgate and the great atmosphere...just to spite you.

The Bills play the Cards that day. Bledsoe under Center is frightening enough.

and their best player is going to Ohio St. ...smart lad. http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20040920/1044579.asp

Or players that end all their sentences saying " ...and things like dat.."

Or football players not wearing cups...

A favorite Chris Farley skit.

I wish we had drafted Montana years back... He was awesome...

and his pet dog, TiVo

You can wear it backwards. Good luck at the prom...