BillsGuyInMalta

I hate to say it, but the Bills have no realistic shot at winning in Week One. The team is in disarray, going up against one of the best exploiters of weaknesses in the history of the NFL. Its going to be ugly.

Not necessarily, it all depends on what AVP wants to do with his life. Getting any sort of O-Coordinator experience is a plus to any young coach I'd imagine, especially at the NFL level. If he fails, I'm 100% positive there will be a DIV 1 college out there who would love to have someone with that experience run their offense or even be their HC. Lets remember that Joe Pendry kept getting coordinator jobs even after bombing out with the Bills AND Texans offenses.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/...endall-simmons/ So apparently Simmons is good enough for the Pats O-Line, but our FO decided he wasn't good enough for ours. Makes sense.

Wasn't Shaud Williams and Joe Burns also members of TBD's RB Joygasm?

From what I've gathered...Triscuits, Zimas and crippling depression.

If it makes anyone feel better, I've got the closest inside information possible that the Bills have informed Jonathan that they will sign him to the practice squad (as long as another team doesn't add him to their 53, of course).

Bradford would never last until #11. Luckily for us, we'll have the #1 overall and our options will be plentiful

Oh, I'd inform them before hand that I planned to hit it each time. They could even casually meander while I do so.

I'd keep kicking the ball into the screen until it breaks.

Oy, and the injuries just keep piling up.

Excellent avatar my friend, always nice to see The Good Doctor.

Dick Jauron: "Pass"

Odds are we will struggle greatly tonight on Offense. It's the first time we've traveled outside of our home environment (and yes, I'm counting the HOF game as a home game for us since two-third of the stadium were Bills fans) and I feel that Trent and the offense will struggle with it in noisy Lambeau Field. Not to mention the rookies and a reshuffled line is getting their first crack at a very aggressive 3-4 Defense makes me think our starters wont score an offensive TD in this game. But it's good that the new offense and the rookies get kicked in the mouth in a game that doesn't matter as opposed to Week One. All part of the learning curve with a new scheme. Of course that won't stop the "TRENT EDWARDS IS TEH SUXORZ!1!1 WE SHOULDVEE SIGNED VICK!!1!!!!1@2@!" posts that will pop up when our Offense struggles tonight.

Should be an interesting game...the Packers run a pretty aggressive 3-4 these days, so we'll see how our O-Line fares against them. Odds are they will struggle a bit during their first run-in with it this season.

We suck.

Joe Johnston, the director of the Wolfman, is going to be a busy man very shortly. Not only is he going to promote the hell out of this film, but next on his slate is the insanely high-budget Captain America movie.

Where's Etukeren's jersey?

Etukeren > Interwebs

I did watch him get juked clean out of his shoes during last night's preseason game. However, I'm pretty sure he then turned Gatorade into wine.

Ah, the ol' WCW tactic...works like a charm.

Lori, I know it was mentioned briefly in the PFT post, but hasn't San Diego also consistently had issues with selling out their stadium? It seems like they've been talking about issues with blackouts for years in SD.

Aaron Maybin moves slightly up the Buffalo hate scale. He now rests just above Chris Mortenson but still below Lonnie Johnson.

Meanwhile, the Bills have the 3rd highest season ticket output in team history. And yet we're the ones more likely to move, eh?

Let this be a lesson to all of you who deny my tingly feelings.

TO's Tweets > Chris Brown