BillsGuyInMalta

You know, that's the only way I can imagine Carroll leaving USC.

Rejected by the woeful Rams and pathetic Lions? Sounds like our type of coach! Can't wait to see how the boys at OBD try to spin this one.

Carroll has the cushiest job in sports right now. All of sports. Why would he give it up?

Gotta love the Bills!

Put money on it, exactly the underwhelming hire we'd bring in.

Maybe Seattle already has an agreement with Cowher?

Spooky!

Bengals Cowboys Ravens Green Bay. I truly believe that Green Bay is the darkhorse in the NFC playoff picture. Would not surprise me to see them be that wild card team that makes it to the big dance.

Good for him...get your education young man!

I think they interviewed Jerry Gray.

I punched a hole in the wall at my parents' house (hey, I was 16 at the time) when that happened.

On one hand, I would have loved to see what that team could have done against the Rams in the Superbowl. On the other hand, I would have dreaded dropping to 0-5.

Oh yes, it's the ten year anniversary of what ended up kicking off the worst stretch of Bills football in history. Thanks for the reminder Adam Schefter!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Brian Schottenheimer becomes our new head coach, I will not be renewing my season tickets.

Best news in the world for Bill Cowher...now he's not stuck.

The Wall = teh awesome.

Oh yes, I'd love to spend my afternoon chatting with Eeyore

Looks to be like below-average help at QB, good D-Line help across the board, above-average LB help and average O-Line help. Now granted, all of this could change with releases.

D'oh! I'm stoopid.

Cowher's pre-game show for the playoff games should be interesting...I wonder if he shoots down the rumors tomorrow?

Flomax Field does have a nice ring to it.

Ah BB.com's message board...the bastion of reliable information.

Here is a 2010 NFL Unrestricted Free Agent list (as of Dec 1st), under the assumption that they do not renew the collective bargaining agreement. I've excluded certain positions (like K, P, RB, CB, S) that we don't need any more help at. If they do reach an agreement, a lot more names become UFAs. QB: Charlie Batch Kyle Boller Mark Brunell David Carr Daunte Culpepper AJ Feeley Rex Grossman Josh McCown Chad Pennington Chris Redman Brian St. Pierre Seneca Wallace WR: Arnaz Battle Marty Booker Antonio Bryant Nate Burleson Chris Chambers Terrance Copper Brian Finneran Mike Furrey Greg Lewis Brandon Lloyd Derrick Mason Shaun McDonalds Mushin Muhammad Kassim Osgood Terrell Owens Josh Reed David Tryree Bobby Wade Kevin Walter Kelley Washington TE: Anthony Becht Dan Campbell Alge Crumpler Darnell Dinkins Michael Gaines (Damn buddy, sign a 2 year deal or something!) Ben Hartsock Reggie Kelley David Martin Randy McMichael Billy Miller Sean Ryan LJ Smith Ben Watson Kris Wilson Todd Yoder OT Chad Clifton Damion Cook Mike Gandy Brandon Gorin Cornell Green Jon Jansen Levi Jones Damion McIntosh Tony Pashos Ephraim Salaam Barry Sims Wade Smith Mark Tauscher Ryan Tucker Langston Walker Mike Williams OG: Eugene Amano Jeremy Bridges Kynan Forney Rex Hadnot Ben Hamilton Artis Hicks Ross Hochstein Montrae Holland Scott Koositra Seth McKinney Stephen Neal Chester Pitts Tutan Reyes Keydrick Vincent Bobbie Williams DE: Jason Babin Bertrand Berry Tyler Brayton Derrick Burgess Phillip Daniels Ryan Denney Marques Douglas Nick Eason Jarvis Green James Hall Reggie Hayward Jevon Kearse Travis Kirschke Leonard Little Adewale Ogunleye Julius Peppers Cory Redding Richard Seymour Kyle Vanden Bosch Jimmy Wilkerson Renaldo Wynn DT Justin Bannan Alfonso Boone Kendrick Clancy Dwan Edwards Jason Ferguson Aubrayo Franklin Casey Hampton Tank Johnson Jimmy Kennedy Ryan Pickett Fred Robbins bryan Robinson Ian Scott Kenny Smith Hollis Thomas Vince Wilfork Jeff Zgonina OLB Tully banta-Cain Keith Bulluck Brandon Chillar Danny Clark Angelo Crowell Chris Draft Scott Fujita Nick Greison Aaron Kampman D.D. Lewis Darrell McClover Chike Okeafor Junior Seau Jason Taylor Chaun Thompson Pisa Tinoisamoa Mike Vrabel Tracey White Sam Williams ILB Gary Brackett Khary Campbell Vinny Ciurciu Karlos Dansby Larry Foote Ryan Fowler Tony Gilbert Larry Izzo Jeremiah Trotter Jeff Ulbrich Matt Wilhelm

I just sent that to a couple of people around the office...hilarious!

Just wishful thinking...no press conference today.