Your avatar of the ever-hairless and somewhat plodding King Kong Bundy made me think that the NFL should be more like the WWF. How I'd love for Leslie Frazier to be announced as the next head coach of the Bills and have this press conference:
Ralph Wilson: "Now everyone, let me introduce you to the next head coach...Leslie Frazier!
Leslie Frazier: "Thank you very much Mr. Wilson, it's my privilege to..."
*Sound Of Glass Shattering*
Chris Brown: "MAH GAWD! Its Bill Cowher! Bill Cowher just came out and hit Leslie Frazier over the back of the head with a steel chair! And now he's...no...NO! STUNNER ON WILSON! STUNNER ON WILSON! BILL COWHER IS THE NEW HEAD COACH OF THE BUFFALO BILLS!"
*sigh*. A man can dream.