BillsGuyInMalta

Are you, by any chance, Lawrence Phillips?

*cues Everybody Hurts by REM* *waves his fist angrily at the sky* WHY GOD!? WHYYYYYYYY!? TAKE ME! TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wow, no matter how much he weighs we Bills fans will find a way to destroy him. Either he's a fat slag or an undersized Jauron lover. NO MIDDLE GROUND, DAMMIT!

Wow...Omaha really cornered the market on aging defensive free agents. They did draft DeMarcus Faggins though, so +1 to them.

*knocks over the model* What is this? A center for ants?

I once played in a game during college (Div II, nothing special) where we finished the game with -12 yards rushing. I proudly proclaimed in the locker room after the game that we literally could have fallen forward 50 consecutive plays in a row and we would have finished with positive yardage.

Next thing you'll tell me is that we are sending our TEs deep down the middle of the field.

Very interesting observations. I'm in the camp that believes the Bills Defense will be greatly improved this year but we'll likely finish below .500 because of an inept offense. Those stats do make you wonder though, especially with the lack of QB talent in Pittsburgh and Miami at the time.

Cool article...I think I'd bump up his receiving score a little too, didnt he have over 30+ catches the last 3 years? Pretty good for a RB.

Oh man, now you've got me going on how amazing this movie is. The story behind it is the guy who wrote, directed, produced and starred in it (Tommy Wiseau, the weird foreign guy in the trailer) originally wrote it as this super serious drama...BUT...he failed at almost every level of script writing and the movie ended up being hilarious because of how badly it was produced. So, he in turn re-branded the movie as a "dark comedy" but it was definitely written and filmed as a very serious drama. That's what makes it great...every scene is a lesson in "How Not To Film A Movie 101".

They sure do, the movie also got front page status on Yahoo a few weeks ago where they did an article about the midnight showings in LA.

Tomorrow through Monday. Montreal. BGIOP's bachelor party. If I'm not in shambles by Tuesday, it will have been a failed weekend.

If you want laughably bad, try "The Room" on for size if you havent already. It's not horror, but my life was forever changed when I watched that amazing movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc...feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR1oG8-JajM...feature=related

The prettiest pass play of the day was turned in by Ryan Fitzpatrick and Shawn Nelson as they hooked up for a well executed pass down the seam for a 30-yard gain. Fitzpatrick split double coverage to hit Nelson in stride on the play. Wait...so our TEs can run down the middle of the field? Since when!?

Its actually out on streaming Netflix right now (Teeth, that is), I checked it out a few weeks ago...it's weird for sure but it doesn't take itself too seriously. The Human Centipede movie is garbage, btw. Pure schlock for the sake of shock with zero plot and horrendous acting.

Chris Brown, of BB.com, almost gave me a heart attack. His latest blog entry is titled "Saints RFA OT Brown a spectator". For a second I thought he meant that Brown was a spectator at OUR practice, meaning he was in town for a visit. Alas, it is in regards to him sitting out the Saints OTA.

I know, right? I feel the sudden need to emulate him so I can be equally as cool.

Agreed. I think our offense is bound to be in shambles but we've brought in a LOT of solid additions to our run Defense. Plus our pass defense is already stellar...I think we'll be in a lot of very low scoring games this year.

Pretty interesting stuff on that civfanatics website. I like the idea of the city states a lot, that should create some fun situations. I also like how the barbarians have their own tech tree, it always did seem unfair when my tanks would discover a barbarian village in CIV 4 on some undiscovered island and they'd still be using clubs against me. Also, the advisers are back! I love hearing my own staff tell me how crazy I am right before I launch an entire amphibious assault on a continent.

Extremely underrated horror movie, that flick is downright disturbing.

*rimshot* Good form, sir!

I've used this Gramatica picture in my profile for quite awhile. http://www.themightymjd.com/wp-content/upl...4/gramatica.jpg Just a crazy, crazy man.

*sigh* Well, it was fun to be outside for the last couple of years. When Civ V launches, my leisure free time will be gone and I'll be perched in front of the computer again I'm sure. Love the Civilization games, can't wait to see the technology tree in this game.

Unfortunately this is true. These miscreants aren't really a church, they go to every "picket" hoping to be assaulted so they can sue, its a con under a facade of religion.

Oh...dear... Those crazy nutjob religious freaks are about to get an old-school metal ass whuppin. This will NOT be pretty, the cops better be out in force.