BillsGuyInMalta

Mario in town? Ground up and in the freezer. Bills fans go crazy.

Well that certainly is positive news for all of us. Here's hoping!

*looks at his Time Warner Cable box in shame* *eye twitch*

Seconded, that man is fantastic. Check him out on YouTube, especially the CSI bit he does and the epic Tom Jones one.

Just a prediction here but I truly believe that one of our big 2013 FAs (Byrd or Levitre) will have a new deal by the end of training camp.

Joe Banner coming in?

Ah the oh-so-wonderful publicity signing. Its the classic "give the fans a name and hope they come to the stadium" trick. It worked on us with TO, odds are it'll move a jersey or two for Miami but it definitely will not translate into any wins. The guy is well past his prime, he couldn't put up numbers with Tom F'N Brady throwing the ball to him. Ochocinco is beyond washed up, he's on his last spin cycle.

When I was a PC supervisor at Best Buy (circa 2005) I sold BIll Parcells a laptop. The conversation was honestly 5% computer and 95% football, very nice guy.

It's tough to win in the NFL.

Also of note from Day 7, Aaron Williams removed himself from practice after a red zone drill. Hopefully its nothing serious.

Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

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To add some credence to this, I used to work with a member of the Kelly family and about a year and a half ago we were talking about the Bills and their potential to move out of Buffalo once Ralph passes. This individual just kinda smiled at us during the conversation and let everyone else voice their opinion before they finally said "You guys can stop worrying. Without going into it, the Bills won't be leaving Buffalo". More bluster from the Kelly clique? Totally a possibility...but still interesting.

To be completely honest, this scares the hell out of me. He would move this team in an instant.

Hey now, Tebow would AT LEAST have the athletic talent to be able to scramble away from the D-Line rush....... .....riiiiiight into Nick Barnett.

Edwards strikes me as the most likely out of the 3, considering his style suits the 3-4 much better and his somewhat sizable salary for a backup D-Lineman. The coaching staff is seemingly big on Kelsay and his leadership while Johnson's versatility buys him another year.

Just more for us to brag about when we make the playoffs.

Brady is wringing his hands right now. "But...but...the old refs protect me from owies!"

Please, everyone KNOWS the only reason the Bills gave up so few sacks is because Fitzpatrick gets rid of the ball quick. The real test for this "passive" offensive line would be rushing yard average. Hmm? 4.9 you say? 4th in the NFL? Huh. If "passive" playing like that gets that type of results, we need to make sure the entire O-Line is nice and mellow. Have fun being "aggressive" in Philly Mr.Bell!

I'm pretty sure there was a version of the Shout song in last year's game. It was pretty bastardized, but it was there.

Oooboy, if the Eagles are expecting Bell to be a mauler then they are in for a surprise.

Will there be a debate over whether Eric deserves his name on the Wall of Fame one day? He's a surefire selection for that honor IMO.

Oh dear. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/24/eagles-hire-tom-donahoe-shuffle-scouting-department/ You know, I've heard a few rumors about Tom Donahoe and his fondness for blood...

That guy tweets about EVERYTHING. He's obsessed.

I've got this weird feeling that the Broncos are going to be one of the worst teams in the NFL this year.