BillsGuyInMalta

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TheRedZone.org, which keeps track of all FAs visits over the years and is one of the few football websites I actually trust, has Porkchop coming into town today for the Bills. Womack To Visit It'll be curious to see if the Bills put anything up on their website about this.

He wrote and acted in "From Dusk Til Dawn". He does have some background already. I think I'm excited because everything that he's directed I've absolutely loved...and I'm looking forward to him breathing life back into one of my favorite slasher movies.

New Line quite possibly has done the impossible...Quentin Tarantino is set to write and direct the "Ultimate Jason Voorhees" movie. Mother of God, that movie will be completely and utterly insane. Tarantino Takes Control Of Jason Fans of the slasher movies can rejoice, because Friday the 13th is about to be reborn.

First time in 50 years you can say that about them...

Now, I know...this is ESPN and John Clayton talking, and he's already been wrong a bunch of times this offseason, just passing along the news to you. They discussed where is the most likely place potential FAs could land, and when it came to Ty Law, Clayton said that teams are going to wait with him until they see if his leg is healed before they offer him anything. It sounded like nobody even had an offer out for Law yet. He also said the most likely place for him to end up is Indy. So I'm hoping this quiets down the "Sign Ty Law or TD is a retard" posts. Plus, as usual...anything on the BuffaloBills.com message board is proven wrong. Just say no to that board, kids!

I though JP was a pretty smart kid...he graduated high school early and even majored in "Classics" which means you have to take two years of Latin or Greece no matter what college you go to in the United States. Its not like he majored in "Business" or "Physical Science" or something broad like that. This really doesnt have a point...just think that Losman's a little brighter than people think.

That would be a good trade for both teams. Miami gets their RB and Seattle gets to flop in their comfort zone of obscurity once more! It would make the AFC East a lot more competitive next season...unless the Dolphins cant compensate for their crappy QBs and WRs.

I somehow doubt that we'll go into next season with Peters at Tackle...thats just silly.

The fact that the poster had less than 10 posts should tell you all you need to know. Plus, it was on BuffaloBills.com, the bastion for all made-up rumors.

Thats why I seriously doubt they'd give him up for a player like Thomas. We'd have to lay down some serious compensation to them if we wanted him. I'd rather get Itula Milli and save our draft picks for depth.

If the Broncos were that desperate to give up one of the brightest up and coming players in the NFL for a 4th string CB, then I'd say sure. I'm in the minority here, but I honestly think that Euhus and Campbell are fine at TE. Yes they got hurt last year, but Campbell showed he could break through at times and Euhus was looking very promising. If we do go for a TE upgrade, there are still plenty of options out on the market. What about Freddie Jones? Or, my personal favorite, Itula Milli?

Because all the cool kids are doing it...er...were doing it in 1989.

They traded for Trent Dilfer...he'll be their new QB.

Less than a week into free agency and some are already calling it a failure. Sheesh.

Signing DeMulling and then trading for Shelton would make our offensive line really strong. In the draft, I'd get Chris Spencer (Center) with our 2nd and Mike Munoz (Tackle) in the 3rd. I'm a big fan of Spencer and think he could push Teague for playing time in his rookie season. As for Munoz, he has been really falling in the draft because of his injuries, but if he bounces back from them, our depth on the O-Line would shift our Offense from average to dominant.

Lindell is going to cost us at least two games this year, just because of his terrible inconsistency at kicking even the simplest of FGs.

This really helps our chances for Shelton. The Bears were the only team that was after Shelton, and now I'm assuming they pull back with Miller on board.

Speaking of freaky midget movies, anyone ever see Freaks? The Tod Browning movie from 1932? Man...I just saw that a few days and its one messed up flick. Apparently it was banned in America for years.

Those midgets were dead before I got there...and then clearly some weirdo shoved them in my trunk when I was at Bible Camp.

We're all one big happy family again... Oo! Oo! I call the role of the nephew who spends his days filming bums fighting over ham sandwiches for his college art project and who the other members of the family have disowned. Its the part I was born to play.

Its time to come clean, I've been living a lie all of these years...I was Rick DeMulling all along.

Lets all play a game...one of these things is not like the other. Pick the one that does not belong. 1) Alvin Harper 2) Peerless Price 3) Plaxico Burress 4) Jerry Rice

Keep him from leaving TD.

If you all are looking for signs, if BuffaloBills.com makes a big deal out of a visit, then I've noticed the Bills usually get that player. Whenever a visit didnt go so well, they make a small note of it on the website and post the audio up without much fanfare. But considering DeMulling is getting main page attention, I'm guessing TD is pushing hard for him.