BillsGuyInMalta

They'll have to out-duel Meathead's team in Jacksonville for that privilege.

My favorite fantasy football team name of all time is: Taste Dwayne Bowe Say it out loud and you'll get it. I also laughed when I saw "Favre Dollar Footlong"

I think the key difference (at least for me) is that Kalil is a 3-time Pro Bowl Center and All-Pro. Whitner was/is an average starting safety who talks a big game and rarely backs it up.

I'm hoping we sign Jim Leonhard in the next few days. At the very worst, he gets released before the season starts. At the very best, we sign a starting-capable safety with a special teams mentality and inside info on our Week One opponent.

This was a smart move on the Jets part, everyone knows Hunter and Ducasse would have been eaten alive in Week One. Only problem is Otah might not fare that much better, at least not against the Bills. Mario's speed rush is what most O-Lineman talk about and how quickly they have to react to it...that's not a good sign for someone with bad knees.

Man did I love to hate Lil Donte.

Tim Tebow is going to exorcise Rex Ryan's freaky foot fetish. "Foot fetish demon...begone!"

I was still a manager at Best Buy when that game was on, one of the other managers pranked me by getting on our radio and telling me that Lindell shanked the kick as time expired. I then proceeded to head to the break room, catch the actual score and freaked out for hours.

I cannot tell you how difficult it is, after living in Buffalo for the last five years, to degrade myself to shopping at Price Choppers or Hannafords here in the Albany area. I totally plan on hitting up Wegmans during my pilgrimage to training camp this year.

The Bills threw that hand grenade out of the jeep before it exploded, thats for sure. As immensely talented as Lynch is, it was only a matter of time before that third strike occurred. Minimum 8 game suspension.

Do over! I also picked the WRs who would make it.

Ah yes, but do you remember Eddie "Child Safety Cap" Robinson?

Chris "The Cork" Kelsay. I kinda like that.

I was listening to Sirius NFL Radio last week and one of the hosts (Tucker?) had a great idea. Totally would never fly and is not very realistic, but it was a cool thought. The NFL desperately wants a team in the Los Angeles market, yes? Its proven that two teams in the same league can exist at the same time in LA due to the large market (Dodgers/Angels, Clippers/Lakers and in the past Raiders/Rams), yes? Why not give Los Angeles TWO expansion teams at the same time? That way it completely shuts everyone up about relocating teams there and it would be an interesting story to see how each team develops given the same market and (essentially) the same rules. I know it would never happen but that would be a lot of fun to watch.

Aaron "The Weeble" Maybin. Seriously, talk about top heavy...all its going to take is Fred Jackson to block low and Maybin goes spinning. Plus from everything I've heard/seen with Glenn, that man does not move unless he wants to move. As long as Glenn is somewhat in position for a block, Maybin goes nowhere but the ground.

We already have a logjam at WR, unless the guy is a clear cut #1 or #2 WR in the NFL (which he's not) there is no reason to further complicate things by wasting a draft pick and bringing him in.

Calvin & Hobbes totally defined my childhood. Even though at the time I didn't get all of the references or jokes, I still remember reading it every morning before school. I bought the collected books when I got older and had an even greater appreciation for it.

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Doc, Please pick one of the following to indicate just how good this news truly is for all of us. A) There is cake left over from the office party. B) The cake left over from the office party is magic and will grant you three wishes. C) There is magic wish-granting cake, plus it is served to you by the nympho sorority down the street. You know the one.

....Get the !@#$ out of here, Beerball!

Just...you know, how he tells the story...

Jokes on them. By the time this movie comes out we'll be good again.

What really impressed me was that whenever he had the chance, he went for the ball...NOT the QB. He was always swatting at it or going for the QB's arms, trying to force a fumble and turn the ball over. Sacks are indeed a great stat for a DE, but I'll honestly take a turnover every time over a sack.

Its been said before, but the new blog from the Buffalo News is truly a remarkable thing. Great article...I especially like the comments about Kyle Williams and how he's not well known in the national media but damn do all of the players know who he is.

Actually I'm back (again) from Malta and living in Albany, NY (again). Really should update my SN.