BillsGuyInMalta

Who do I trust more to make decisions for my football team? Marv Levy? Or Takeo 14?

Nah, it wasnt that bad...they seemed pretty upbeat about it. Basically all was said was that Jauron was the best canidate in Marv's opinion, got ringing endorsements from lots of coaches in the league, Chris Villarial said that with Jauron the Bills are going to be able to bring in some great FAs because he's well-known around the league as a coach players want to work with, and Jauron said that all he can do is just win on the field and silence his critics. I'm definitely not sold on him, but like I said yesterday...I think we at least ought to give him a chance before we burn his house down.

Hahaha, now all the press are making fun of Ralph's crappy joke.

Jauron says the criticism of him will end when he starts winning.

As bad as this situation is...I still get a chuckle whenever Marv gets going.

I cant believe Marv actually truthfully answered it.

FINALLY, a tough question from the press.

QB spot will be open to competition, as will every starting job on the team. Inteeerresting.

"Its difficult to win in this league". Yeah, thats what I like to hear from our new head coach...

After listening to Ralph, maybe it was a good thing Levy got his way...

"I'll do everything I can do" ~ Jauron What exactly doesnt that mean Dick, you'll get us back up to a great 6-10 record?

Isn't it nap time for Ralph?

And oh good, Pataki is a Jauron fan...that makes me feel better.

Ralph has officially gone SENILE.

This is going to be hilarious...how in the world will they try and sell this guy to the fanbase?

Here is what I'd love to see the Bills do this offseason: Tender RFA Offers To: Josh Stamer, Mario Haggan and Sam Aiken Re-sign: Ron Edwards, Ryan Denney, Greg Jerman and Mike Schneck Cut: Sam Adams and Mike Williams Players to leave for FA or retire: Nate Clements (I was on board for franchising him until I saw that it would cost 8.5 million instead of 5.3...too much), Trey Teague, Josh Reed, Kevin Thomas, Justin Bannan, Shane Matthews. Sign UFAs: Jeff Backus, OT from Detroit Kevin Shaffer, OT from Falcons Brian Williams, CB from Vikings Lional Dalton, DT from Chiefs Rock Cartweight, RB from Redskins Draft: 1. Haloti Ngata, DT from Oregon 2. Ryan O'Callaghan, OT/OG from Cal 3. Taitusi Lutui, OG from USC 3. Jesse Mahelona, DT from Tennessee 4. Alan Zemaitis, CB from Penn State 5. Bruce Gradkowski, QB from Toledo 6. Cedric Humes, RB from Virginia Tech 7. E.J. Whitley, OT from Texas Tech Summary: The main goal of this offseason needs to be improving along the lines. It NEEDS to be. The Bills have dicked around for 6 straight seasons, never dedicating themselves to just work along the lines and instead focused on the glamor positions. It didnt work, its time to stock up on O-Line and D-Line work. As for my choices, this would leave our 2006 O-Line as (starting from LT and working to RT): Jeff Backus, Ryan O'Callaghan/Taitusi Lutui, Duke Preston, Chris Villarial, Kevin Shaffer. With Jauron on board, the silver lining is that Jeff Backus has a connection to us. That guy is an absolute beast, check this stat out...he's been in the NFL for 5 seasons, and has started at LEFT TACKLE every...single...game. Never missed a game so far in the NFL, the kid is a rock. LG is going to be up for the rookies to decide, but I think both of them are extremely talented. I'm a big fan of O'Callaghan and think that his style best fits him at guard in the NFL...the guy is 6'7, 360 pounds but with some of the fastest feet I've seen for an O-Lineman. He's my favorite to land the LG spot if we draft him. Then I think Preston and Villarial have earned another shot to start, while Kevin Shaffer is probably one of the most underrated O-Lineman in the entire league. The Bills would be wise to throw some cash his direction very early in free agency. All in all, I think that would be a HUGE improvement to our O-Line and not going outrageous with my projections (No OMGZ!!1!! Hutchinson and Bentley are Billz!!!11!1! crap). For the D-Line, it would look like: Schobel, Ngata, Dalton and Kelsay...again, much improved. Lots of beef in the middle of the line that'll tie up O-Lineman (For those naysayers on Ngata, when Yahoo puts up their highlights later this month, check out his work against Washington and Cal...In the Washington game, they had to triple-team him! A DT! I've never seen that before in my life...he'll be a monster for us.) And as for CB, I am frankly sick of Nate Clements and his "I'm the best damn playmaker in the world baby!" attitude. Eric Parker toasted that guy like an English Muffin, there is no possible way a playmaker gets beat by Eric F'n Parker. Let Nate and his big-play ability go elsewhere, and give me a guy like Brian Williams. Very underrated, plays tough and hard every game...and has drastically improved every year. I'd rather have a non-flashy but consistently solid CB like Williams than a streaky one like Clements. So there you go, just some thoughts...if y'all want to go back to your planning of how to rape and murder Dick Jauron's family, go back to it. Just thought we needed a distraction.

Ah, this stuff truly never gets old. If there is one thing that is constant in the world, its Bills fans crying about the team, threaten to stop being fans because of how bad the team is...then show up months later as if nothing happened.

"You cancelled the Christmas bonuses? Thats pretty low mister...if I had a rubber hose I'd beat you..."

I feel like Old Benjamin...even though I'm only 24. "Donkeys live a long time, we see a lot of things...this doesn't surprise me."

I do know who the voters are, and I know that you need 80% of all of those writers to vote for you in order to get into the Hall of Fame. So what you are suggesting is that Marv was such a terrible head coach, but somehow managed to convince at least 4/5ths of the voters he wasnt? And there are some excellent writers out there, people who know the NFL and how it works a helluva lot better then we do. When it boils down to it, we are just all armchair QBs who think we know everything, but dont know squat about the real game. Listen, I know some people are pissed tonight but making statements like that, regardless of who they come from, just come off as being REALLY petty.

The insanity has spread far beyond just one poster, thats for sure. Ah well, just sit back and enjoy their ramblings, I find it soothing.

Yeah he really pulled the wool over the eyes of the voters in Canton...that was alllllllllllllllllll luck, we should have just had a cardboard cut-out on the sidelines, we would have been the EXACT SAME TEAM. Damn, I love this board when stuff likes this happens, its like my entertainment for days.

I'm starting to like this guy actually...he's messing with the dumb people, which I've always been a fan of. Rock on Soprano! Lets see if you can bring more into your flock.

Are you kidding? He went to sleep at 7pm.

I dont see how you can believe him. Both times he offered up "real" dates, he was wrong...then he gets the coach wrong, the makes up something that cannot be verified by ANYONE. The guy was just messing with everyone...whether he was doing it as a joke or if he just wanted attention, truth is a lot of people bought into that crap. This is not a "I told you so" post on my part, I'm just saying people have got to start to stop trusting message board rumors as fact.