BillsGuyInMalta

Must...not...make...pearl...necklace...joke...

Just dont. You cant stir them up this early in the morning. They havent had their juice yet.

Bills do look foolish right now, and they will until the season starts. Fans need to get used it.

Doesnt really matter, I've already won, I posted early AND I'm heavily tenured. Take that world!

Sadly, that's just from my deranged noggin.

If I were Russ, this is how my trade conversations over Kelsay would go: Me, playing Russ: "So, any interest in Chris Kelsay?" Al Davis/Dan Snyder/Jerry Jones/Whoever picks up: "Hmmm, seems like a high motor, lunch pail carrying rotational player. We'll give you..." Me, playing Russ: "Done." Al Davis/Dan Snyder/Jerry Jones/Whoever picks up: "That was a disturbingly quick trade negotiation..." Me, playing Russ: "You're just really good at this." Al Davis/Dan Snyder/Jerry Jones/Whoever picks up: "Thanks!"

“I was thinking about it (his contract) sometimes,” he said. “If you get beat on a play and you think about your contract." Diagram that sentence. I dare you.

1: Mark Sanchez: Seattle 2: Michael Crabtree: Oakland 3: Brandon Pettigrew: Buffalo 4: BJ Raji: Jacksonville 5: Brian Orakpo: 49ers

Who would have thought that Roscoe would have this many potential suitors? Good job digging up the dirt there Skoobs.

God, do you know how HARD it is going to be replacing Jonas Jennings!? That guy was a rock on the LT spot, leave it to the Bills to FINALLY fix their LT position, only to see him leave during the offseason. F THIS TEAM!!!!! EVERYONE SUCKS!!!@!!1!! ROFLCOPTER!!! Ugh, and now you want to put this untested kid in at RT to get him prepared to work LT? God, he was undrafted! Mark my words, Jason Peters will never be a successful LT in the NFL, he was a friggin TE for godsakes! ...whoa, sorry there. Had a flashback...

Ah the ol' radio report rumor. We meet again, old friend.

The middle of that D-Line would just collapse into the backfield. Whats nice is that it would also give us the option of rotating Kyle and Spencer in during passing downs. Kyle Williams, the good soldier that he is, does have a knack for creating some disruption when he KNOWS its a passing down. Imagine if we had the luxury of putting him in there fresh on 3rd and 8s?

We gave Terrell Owens a contract within 2 hours of meeting him. Thats how those FA/Trade deals work, with your own players teams tend to take more time in drawing up the contracts.

...*crackled voice*... Yes, Please. Kelsay and a 4th for John Henderson.

The Bills should crap themselves in Curry fell to them. Definitely wont happen, but its nice to dream.

I know, right? It sucks that the season starts tomorrow.

Dont worry. We'll still complain.

At least Denney keeps quiet. The way Kelsay tells it, he's the heart and soul of this Defense. At this point, just cut Kelsay. I couldnt care if we get a box of gravel for him. At least the box of gravel would be harder to move on the line of scrimmage.

Did someone mention Peyton Manning?

Found it! http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/642841.html Towards the bottom... Despite Peters' imminent departure, look for defense to remain the Bills' top priority in the draft. They are expected to get a defensive end or outside linebacker with their first pick. Taking a defensive end would create a logjam at the position, but the Bills have floated Chris Kelsay's name as a trade possibility, according to a league source.

Any confirmation on this? I'm stuck in my office tonight and I've been searching for the last few minutes...cant find anything.

Shhhhhhh, dont interupt everyone's bitching.

Hell, just release Kelsay. You do that, and we'll consider this Peters thing a wash.

Hey, I have no problem with this move. He was honestly the best out of all of the RBs we brought in, I dont know why they wasted their time with guys like Kevin Jones and DeShaun Foster when he was out there. Good depth...lets just make sure that Freddy gets his new contract next week.

I do find it funny that the DAY the Bills trade their franchise LT, their next move is...sign a skill position player.