A few years back I was at a Topps Friendly Markets and JP Losman was there. One turkey left and with Thanksgiving fast approaching, JP wasn't going to leave without it. Little did he know there was a hefty woman with giblets on her mind. JP went for that turkey same time the lady did, luckily he was just a tad quicker.
Undaunted, the woman wrestled JP to the ground and he eventually coughed it up. The woman made a quick break for the self-check out, turkey in hand, and was gone.
JP's girlfriend at the time was steamed. In passing I heard her say to Mr. Losman; "Why didn't you just pass it to me? I was open!" and "You always hold on to things to damn long!"
The bewildered and turkeyless JP Losman left Topps eventually.....with a Ham