unbillievable

I just find it funny that the guy just made stuff up in his head and most of it ended up being true.

WE can always go American Idol and allow multiple text voting. its the new American way!

Einstein was a smart man. He was a self proclaimed socialist. He believed that we needed to reverse the idea of individualism and replace it with a sense of community. ...but he added that in order to reach that Utopia, first you had to a create a planned economy that would enslave the people. It was a joke. he hated politics. He basically said that in order to cure the patient, we have to kill him.

If they were smart, they would have just raised prices by %20. People already know that businesses in urban areas have a higher overhead, tacking it on at the end of the bill just makes people feel swindled.

Anyone catch him saying the "People's Government."

...or you can just use the regular way to print more 2-d money.

You two don't get the point. Solar panels have nothing to do with the environment or saving money. It's all about giving their liberal base a boner.

This is what the American people want. ...just as long as the welfare checks keep coming.

Ironically, the people who will find fault with that commercial are the same ones who shop at whole foods.

Anyone who can afford to shop at whole foods has the right feel smug about it. ...like buying a Lexus over a Toyota. Essentially the same car but it just feels better.

To stop global warming we must ban all guns!

You mean bowing and apologizing isn't making them like us more?

...and yet all the President cares about is how good the First Lady's bangs look.

Someone actually started a thread about a decade old propaganda film?

Rich People and Illegal Immigrants.

Spoons make people fat.

Seems like the best way to solve the economic crisis and skyrocketing debt is to make it more "profitable" for people to accept a job rather than stay at home instead of forcing a company to increase their wages (and long-term sustainability) competing with government handouts. Government: stay at home at take this money Private sector: work for us but take less money so we can pay to support those guys at home. Me: is this a trick question?

I always assumed they'd call Al Gore.

New Mexico currently issues driver's licenses to illegal immigrants and leads the country in un-insured motorists at 29%. The only other state that issues illegal driver's licenses is Washington state with uninsured at %16. Mexicans ignoring the law more than the Canucks?

For class equality to work, each generation has to start from nothing. At death, all assets should be redistributed for public use. (except for those few lords willing to swear fealty to the emperor)

If a person can't pay their education loans, then the bank should have the right to repossess their brain.

The tip is that you shouldn't give good service to single moms.

Duck knows that whenever his neighbor makes money, it has to be taken directly from his pocket, thus making him poorer.

If it ends up being a tie, I say we riot. And by riot, I mean don't go to work and just eat wings on the porch until the zombies take us.

I don't know what I did, but it ended up being 269/269. No winner. Just two losers.