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The left is way ahead of you on taking those guns away. #blacklivesmatter

The best way to fight bad propaganda is with worse propaganda.

Anyone worried that the moon is moving further away every year? How are we going to address that calamity?

White folks are born with a racist gene. Black folks have a gene that lets them dunk from the free-throw line. Asians have a recessive kung-fu instinct.

How about to meet women?

I was thinking about how complicated "racism" is nowadays... What would happen if someone slapped a "Blacks Only" sign at the ONLY water cooler (or bathroom) at the office. Would black people feel privileged for exclusive rights or discriminated against? Would white people feel left out, do they even have a right to complain? What would happen when someone used it? (from either race) Which group would be labeled racist? Someone brave should try this experiment.

The US Flag is racist against other colors. We need to start a petition to include Green, Purple, Yellow and Orange.

Are the Democrats running out of dead people to register?

Might also be part of the feminist backlash from older men refusing to get married as well as young Millennials (in general) avoiding marriage altogether. Unmarried single parents aren't exactly drawn to religion.

I'm starting a new Global Warming initiative. I plan to move a large pile of rocks from the cold Arctic, to the warmer climates around the Caribbean, Mediterranean and Asian Pacific. I will be selling Carbon Credits to purchase a large yacht, (and maybe a private plane in the future) to accomplish this heroic selfless task. Buy them now! -Inspired by lab studies showing that placing cold stones in a sealed hot environment considerably reduces ambient air temperature. If you are low on funds, simply buy one of my smaller arctic rocks to keep (and display) at home. Then just sit back and watch it reduce Global Warming as it absorbs heat from the atmosphere. All from the safety of your living room! Brag to your friends about how you're doing your part to save the planet! Every little bit helps.

Guns should have tracking devices implanted in them along with a 10 second audio warning delay that announces it's about to fire when you pull the trigger. Common sense legislation.

I would have replaced the "tyrants" with the blood of "Jets and Dolphins."

He must have been doing something else for that firework to explode. Was it homemade?

When taking into account the Global Warming consensus poll, you also have to consider the fact that they are asking Climatologists. If polled, how many Scientologists believe in the power of Tom Cruise? 99% of Alchemists believed it was possible to turn lead into gold.

http://news.yahoo.com/greece-votes-high-stakes-bailout-referendum-050534077--finance.html# The "no's" have it. We will find out soon whether socialist Europe is willing to let the Greeks "starve" or continue to fund their entitled lifestyles. I especially like that the Greeks want a loan that begins repayment after 20 years with 30% of the amount automatically forgiven. Obama could use those same guidelines for student loan debts.

That's like going to the movies on a weekday and saying that only old people go to the theater. There is no way a parent can get their baby/child/teen in good clothes before 10am for Church.

People usually find Religion when times are tough. The millenials biggest concern is dealing with periodic Global Warming apocalypse predictions.

You should visit the Greece thread. That is a country that has the same beliefs you do: That it's better to be on government assistance than have a job. Are you still trying to pretend you're not a far-left liberal?

I'm surprised that Global Warming Alarmists haven't started a petition against lightning for burning down a church.

Anyone have an account with WSJ. I don't like just reading headlines.

Yes, since they will be responsible for causing a lot of unnecessary medical bills. Also, don't let them into any public places. It's worse than second hand smoke. As far as Dante's rant about the government overstepping it's authority: I see forced vaccinations the same way as seat-belt laws.

http://news.yahoo.com/first-church-of-cannabis--first-service-will-not-include-weed--155606099.html First Church of Cannabis’ inaugural service will not include weed

This one sentence points out two things. 1) You've only been reading anti-vaccination articles, because the answer to this question is in every single medical reply on the internet. 2) You're incapable of thinking for yourself and are just parroting talking points. We should treat the unvaccinated like we do smokers.

My AIDS is acting up.... better smoke a joint.

I was hoping that Dolezal would make an appearance at the BET awards as a show of solidarity.