I'm starting a new Global Warming initiative.
I plan to move a large pile of rocks from the cold Arctic, to the warmer climates around the Caribbean, Mediterranean and Asian Pacific. I will be selling Carbon Credits to purchase a large yacht, (and maybe a private plane in the future) to accomplish this heroic selfless task. Buy them now!
-Inspired by lab studies showing that placing cold stones in a sealed hot environment considerably reduces ambient air temperature.
If you are low on funds, simply buy one of my smaller arctic rocks to keep (and display) at home. Then just sit back and watch it reduce Global Warming as it absorbs heat from the atmosphere. All from the safety of your living room!
Brag to your friends about how you're doing your part to save the planet!
Every little bit helps.