unbillievable

What if you only found out you're related to your husband when a distant relative from the old country finally decides to attend the reunion? ...not to mention those women who can't figure out who's the Daddy despite appearing on Jerry Springer 10 times. ...coma patient? ...old person who thinks it's menopause? ...late bloomer who had sex early? ...wasn't always a dude? No matter how thorough the escape clause, there is always that one exception that the opposition can point out to ruin it for everyone.

I was listening to Cowherd live as he did his tirade against baseball. I didn't think (at the time) that he said anything wrong. But, he did pause for a second during his example knowing that if he didn't phrase it correctly, people would get offended. It didn't work. Personally, I found the original premise (that baseball is a thinking man's game), as offensive as cowherd's rebuttal. Fans were trying to say that baseball players, and managers, had to be highly educated in physics, calculus, geometry, statistics, etc to be successful. Cowherd pointed out that players from the Dominican Republic who grew up in poor neighborhoods without proper schooling were dominating the sport. Made perfect sense when he said it. This is just one of those times when people are offended by the truth.

Beware the idiot with a college degree... ...because they believe a piece of paper proves their stupid ideas have merit.

I would have no problem hanging a noose in the middle of every jail cell in the country... just to save some tax payer money. hmmm, maybe the overpopulation propaganda is getting to me. As I get older, I start to notice just how many useless people are walking around.

The liberal solution is to legalize a crime to lower the amount of criminals. Makes sense.

I have a bad feeling that we might have to start going through metal detectors and removing our shoes to get into a theater soon.

So the Democrat Congress passed a "crummy law" because they knew Republicans were about to take over, and the IRS didn't have the money or personnel to do their jobs, before they were de-funded, which forced them to persecute conservative non-profit groups... We can't call the Prez a liar because he said it on comedy central... And how big a tool has Jon Stewart become?

I will happily use a fast food kiosk whenever they're implemented.

Is her suicide considered a hate crime? Black on black violence? I know I should feel bad, but I think I'm getting desensitized.

I don't understand why these alarmists are so worried. Their prediction of the world oil supply running out by 1997 will solve the carbon emission problem overnight.

Since we're going to legalize them anyway.... How about if we make border fence building a requirement for citizen? If you do the math, each of the 20+ million illegal aliens only have to build 6 inches each of the 2000 mile long wall.

You're defending his craziness. I know, I know...you're probably going to say that you didn't, (not really) but by undermining the policies pointed out by other posters by saying they're too liberal to pass, you've turned yourself into his campaign's spin doctor, directing people not to look behind the curtain until it's too late. Now let's get to the point. What exactly is your opinion on Sanders? Are you okay with the Idea of Sanders getting elected because you feel safe that his policies are too far left to pass? Isn't that how we ended up with Obama?

Can someone explain to me how he can force $15/hr without a law in place?

So you're willing to vote for an insane person because you believe there is no way in hell anyone will follow crazy down the rabbit hole? Have you not noticed the sheer amount of idiots walking down the street? Isn't the mere existence of Gatorman soundly disprove your assumption?

"Any Day now" in geological terms is anywhere between tomorrow and a few thousand years in the future.

If global warming is going to kill us all anyway, i would want Trump as president to make it more entertaining. Although, watching Hilary loosing her noodle would be fun to too.

It's pretty bad when you're rooting for the dinosaurs to eat the main characters. Although, you could make the case that the dinosaurs were the protagonists breaking free from their slave masters. Interestingly, Bryce Dallas Howard's indestructible stiletto heels was the least plausible thing in the movie.

All you people who avoid going into banks are the reason why robots will replace people.

What would happen if science discoveries that bathing in baby body parts grants immortality?

I want to know what Kanye thinks about it before I decide.

At least Dorkington is able to admit that California released a criminal.

I doubt anyone who can justify killing fetuses will care what they do with the body parts afterwards. That's like feigning outrage at a butcher while cheering on the slaughterhouse.

Why is Hilary getting destroyed? It's her turn to be President!

I thought we've established that identity is merely a fluid social construct? He could be a Blackasian Budhist Bigender Bunny Rabbit and his viewpoint would make the same amount of sense.

Would you rather live in countries where treatment wasn't available even if you had the money to pay for it? Liberals cry about how the poor in this country can't afford basic healthcare, while regular citizens in other countries cry about not being able to find basic healthcare. That's the difference. You're ready to burn down the system for an equality of misery to spite quality of care. If you truly believe socialized medicine is better, try convincing the 1/3 of patients on the VA's waiting list that are already dead. Imagine that kind of efficiency on a national scale. http://thehill.com/policy/defense/247752-report-one-third-of-vets-waiting-medical-care-already-dead