unbillievable

Finding out the store was out of Scampi sauce to go with my Jumbo shrimp.

If Sanders gets elected, i'm buying my first gun.

A republican supporting a communist?

The drive thru KFC gave me only 1 breast with 3 thighs instead of 2-2.

My pool heater can't maintain a 90F+ temperature when the weather gets below 80.

A black guy at work got fired for bothering his ex (a coworker). She filed sexual harassment. He got his job back by filing on the company for race discrimination. Racism trumps feminism.

Got stuck behind a couple of 20-something kids paying with an EBT card for groceries. The cashier and couple couldn't figure out which of their items wasn't allowed. The guy had a diamond stud earring. Turns out it was the organic bread.

I was mad that it takes 4hrs of charging time to use my electric edge trimmer for 20mins. Mostly because i'm too lazy to use the extension cord.

I live closer to cattle country than the ocean.

Whenever I think about buying swordfish, I notice that it's cheaper to buy a ribeye and get that instead.

Actually, I just got a million dollar inheritance, but I need to pay the lawyer's $19,000 to release it. I'll split the money with you if you help me pay the fees. FYI, i'm a Nigerian prince. So you can trust me.

My first thought when i saw the video was that it was Chinese new year.

THere's a good chance that the first row of cars that stopped were protestors too.

LIke I said, it's your loss. If you already know what you like, then there's no point in trying to convince you. It's just a recommendation (by almost everyone who's seen the movie) If you're that against it, then you'll hate it no matter what just to prove a point. Be part of the 9%! I just think you're limiting your options. Actually, you remind me of my friend why refuses to watch Game of Thrones because it's too "trendy."

I come from a family that likes to travel a lot. My mother collected spoons My sister preferred shot glasses My brother liked the refrigerator magnets (almost had every state) I just kept the different currencies from other countries (before the Euro) The only thing that survived after all these years are the pictures. Personally, I would nab something that reminds you of a place immediately. If you're a drinker, probably the bar glass, or coaster. A to go menu at a restaurant if you visit the same cities over and over (because you will remember the food and will want to visit it again. Food/drink/people are usually what sticks in your mind the most. Focus on those things- ie a hotel key from a hookup) A fun thing to keep on your man cave wall is a large map with push pins in cities you've visited. (The map will be hard to find these days) The pins add up quick. Much more entertaining for guests than a wall of shot glasses.

Much better than terminator, and I'm an Emilia Clarke fan. It has Evangeline Lily. Has a 91% audience approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite almost everyone admitting they think it's a lame premise. Antman and Ex Machina are my top 2 of the year so far.

You're losing out. I thought the same thing you did. It's probably one of the best movies of the year.

I always wondered why we would ever make robots that looked like people. There is no reason for a cleaning robot to resemble a super-model.

Anyone catch the BBC tv show "humans?"

I have already figured out a way to replace myself with a robot at work. My only hope is that the company either doesn't figure it out as well, or that i'm cheaper to maintain. My dream however, is for the final years of my employment be spent turning on and supervising the robot that replaced me.

Liberals are only in favor of alternate energy sources that aren't viable. It happened with hyrdo electricty. It happened with nuclear power. And it's beginning to happen again with solar/wind. Reality slaps them in the face when they stop living in the dream world. Everything has consequences.

What's the real difference between a screenwriter producing a movie vs a book writer adapting his work? The content and story is still original, only that one was made specifically for the theater instead of print. It just looks like people are complaining about the origin instead of the content.

The difference I'm seeing is that Marvel is building their brand while other Studios (Fox) are pushing reboots for the money. Marvel knew from the beginning that Ant-man and Guardians of the Galaxy were 3rd tier characters that had a good chance of losing money, but they pushed them through anyway. People are learning to trust their vision as they move past origin stories. For this reason, I have more faith in Civil War than Apocalypse. I think it's too easy to lump all Superhero movies into one pile. Spiderman and Fantastic four were complete cash grabs. On the other hand, DC is trying to straddle both lines. It'll be interesting to see if their need to establish a working universe can overcome their desire to make short-term money. And no, Superhero movies are not the only films being made, they're just the ones making the most money. The studios have tried with Jupiter Ascending, Tomorrowland, Edge of Tomorrow, Ex Machina, Nightcrawler.... no one cares, even if it's good.

I wonder if she took a selfie

Do all the academy award winning actors/directors involved in the Marvel Cinematic Universe bother you, or do you automatically assume they suck because it's a super-hero movie? I don't really care if the characters can fly or are just able to hold their breath for 4 minutes, if the story is good, i'll watch it. Unless you're watching a documentary, none of it is real anyway. I don't see the point in lumping them all together. There are good and bad movies of every genre. Antman was basically Iron Man 1 with a heist, but it was still enjoyable.