unbillievable

I won't check my ticket for two days so I can dream about not having to go into work until Monday.

I would... but I'd swipe her cellphone afterwards.

What's the harm in handing over a check to a monkey? He'll probably just eat it.

Liberal media or not, I do catch myself being racist sometimes... ...a pregnant coworker once told me that she planned to name her baby "D'Angelo," and the first thought that popped into my mind was: is her husband black? I thought he was Mexican. ​

Hispanic guy

We have a new supervisor at work who is having trouble remembering names. Sometimes he tries to guess; he'll ask for John instead of Joe, Jose instead of Juan, etc, most people respond since he's pretty close. Yesterday he was trying to remember Tayesha's name and called her Shamiqua. She got offended: calling him racist. Do you agree?

Because there is always someone willing to abuse the bathroom/smoke break policies.

Illegal immigration now makes sense. Democrats have to figure out a way to replace all these future liberals.

I overheard this the other day: "Liberals are centrists. They can lean either left or right..."

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/02/us/mississippi-throw-rocks-police-comment/index.html

her last name is Starkiller.

I re-watched episodes 1-3 and they weren't as bad as I remember. The overall plot was actually good; if you focus on each character's story and motivation. What made it horrible was the acting and throwaway characters. Natalie Portman forgot how to act; along with Samuel L Jackson. The dialogue was cringe-worthy. Liam Neeson was the only one able to sell his lines (even about Midechlorians.) -episode 1 best lighsaber battle of the series -episode 2 Natalie Portman's outfits. Yoda -episode 3 less witty banter, finally connecting to the originals. I think Lucas focused too much on his overall vision (which gets lost on audiences when the movies are years apart) and neglected the characters. (and actor performances) Is it me or does Rey look a lot like Keira Knightley? (who looked a lot like Natalie Portman)

Don't be surprised if you're put on the no-fly list after visiting that guy's twitter site.

Doesn't the government already ask if they're a terrorist on the immigration application?

I'm surprised no one has asked why Rey is speaking in a British accent.

Master's degree thesis. Just did a bunch of research on Japanese culture. Picked up the habit of wearing toe socks.

my top 10: Never try to please a woman, (it's can't be done) just focus on not pissing them off. It will never be as good as the first time. The more time you have to do something, the less likely it will get done. It's okay to stop eating when you feel full at a buffet. No matter how reasonable an idea seems to be, there will be people against it. Never give expensive electronics as gifts; it's rarely what they really want. The best time to buy groceries is 3am Take at least one vacation a year with a plan to do absolutely nothing. If it tastes good, don't ask what's in it. Get used to the fact that you're surrounded by idiots

I know you're joking, but I know someone who majored in Japanese History and Women's studies. She visited Japan (for the first time) for her senior thesis. Currently a stay at home mom -never worked a day in her life.

Math is heartless.

This will disenfranchise minorities from flying. Flight is a right!

Already having meetings at work to prepare people for the tax in 2018. Some people are actually willing to lower their health benefits to avoid the tax because they hardly use it. I miss having free prescriptions too...

That show alone gives him more leadership experience than Obama.

http://www.lovebscott.com/news/say-what-now-man-shoots-fellow-mcdonalds-customer-for-telling-him-his-order-was-ready

I whine at my $10 co-pay (because it used be free), but like my $60 cellphone bill (because it's 25% off).

I was referring to Gugny's criticism that the "love story" was overdone. Peoples two biggest complaints for this movie seem to be that Ren wasn't as disciplined as Vadar and Maul, and that the story is too much like the originals (which is hilarious, since fans hate the prequels for straying too far- can't please anyone) I would say that Abrams raised a lot of story questions that have to be addressed in VIII or fans will riot. (although, he loves leaving things unanswered- Lost, Star Trek)