unbillievable

Two sides to the story. She took his son and had him deported to CANADA. I support his decision to LEGALLY ruin her life.

It's amazing how the average time it takes a person to find another job directly relates to the number of weeks their unemployment benefits last. It's almost like they found motivation to get off their @#%.

There are two popes. People prefer the silent one.

Didn't they already propose the solution of electrifying walls to keep people from peeing on them?

So the guy is trolling the feminists by saying ridiculous stuff, but they think he's being serious and cheering him on? No wonder the percentage of people calling themselves "feminist" is constantly dropping in number. Those people are nuts.

“This hit, that ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold.” After some research, "michelle pfeiffer" is slang for cocaine. Like "Mary-jane" for weed.

Sanders will beat Clinton in Nevada. Hilary will end up with more superdelegates from the state.

Don't be absurd. The government would need at least $2 billion for the PR website, $250 billion for subsidies to those who can see the wall from their property, and $500 billion for pork.

We need a non-gender specific Asian Native American on the bench. It doesn't even have to be a lawyer, it's not like the justices vote based on the law.

I can't believe the spin the media is putting on the new "drug testing" requirement for welfare some states enacted recently. They're reporting 0.002% tested positive in Tennessee (because they include ALL recipients) while ignoring the fact that only those who admitted to prior drug use were screened. Of the idiots who admitted to a drug problem, 13% tested positive, another 9% had ongoing drug problems, and 22% didn't bother to show up to do the test. Overall, a whopping 56% of those considered were dropped. ...but the narrative continues that "it's not a problem because so few people were denied." http://legacy.wbir.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/08/drug-testing-of-welfare-applicants-yields-few-positives/23086333/

He's about as conservative as Jeff Daniels from the Newsroom. A Republican through the lens of the liberal mind.

Would you count a threesome once, or twice?

No one was offended that Bruno Mars called Michelle Pfiefer "white gold"?

Feminist paradox: wants to have lots of sex. hates men.

Which means it's working out perfectly. The cost estimates for Obamacare rely on people paying the penalty to increase tax revenues. How else are they going to pay for a $2,200,000,000 website?

I usually just chuck it deep to Andre Reed. QB Bills is awesome.

Another good example would be someone who wants "free healthcare" but doesn't want to raise taxes to fund it.

Obama for Scjotus!

Feel the Bern? Any Woman will do? Can't stump the Trump?

This has to be satire.

A couple of friends just told me that they haven't heard anything about an email scandal.

That's the same thing as saying people want a bunch of free **** , but don't want to pay for it.

Some of us don't have Facebook

They're going to give period clothing to the passengers too. So who's going to volunteer to stay in steerage?

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